the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

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A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

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The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

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The power to never finish your sente

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the power to always hug people

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the power to poop out cactuses when no toilets are in a hour drive length away

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The power to take away powers but only your own.

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The power to die

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the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

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The ability to cut oneself on objects that shouldn't, in any respect, be sharp.

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The super power to make sandwiches oober quick

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The power to walk through walls but fall through floors.

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the ability to time travel 5 minutes into the past this power recharges every 5 minutes

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The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

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The ability to control Do-Do Birds

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The power to breathe ABOVE water.

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the power to any ugly person love you.

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The power.

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The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

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the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

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The power to pee backwards.

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The power to fart upon command.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!