The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.

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The power to realize that the alphabet does not need to be in any particular order

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the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

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The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to type 1,000 words per minute, but only on a 12 key tracphone ®

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The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

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Power to freeze ice.

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The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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the power to sleep through a prison rape

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the power to become incredibly stupid, but only during a math test.

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The power to have the aim of Torres

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The ability to tapdance flawlessly while being booked for trespassing

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the power to not have power

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The power to remove all flavour from food.

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The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

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The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

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The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

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The power to make hats fall in love.

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The power to grow your toenails at twice the normal rate.

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The power to emit a smell like vanilla at will.

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The power to wake up on time but still feel super-tired.

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The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!