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The power to RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE, only for becoming a homoerotic bodybuilder addicted to steroids made from white bull testicles, and eating so many that you eventually become a golden werewolf, a blue hedgehog or something like that...
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The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.
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the ability to turn coke into pepsi
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The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.
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the ability to live on the edge of a building
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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...
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The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.
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The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.
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The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.
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The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.
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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.
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The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday
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the ability to obtain a Klondike Bar without doing anything
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The power to enhance your enemy's strength
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The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.
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The power to create pointless superpowers at will.
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The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.
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The power to predict what time it will be in 1 minute.
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The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..
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The power to tolerate rap music.
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The power not to dance while you're in a coma.
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The power to fart to inside. By mouth.
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the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.
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The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!