Spontaneous combustion... when on the internet

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The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

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the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds

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The power to die but once

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The power to remember memories that you have forgotten, but only for 82 milliseconds, and then you forget them again.

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The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

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The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

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The power to grow your toenails, but only one at a time.

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The ability to have glow stick bones (glow when broken)

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the power to shoot a powerful red laser beam everytime you open your eyes.

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The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

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The power to vote in a republican democracy.

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the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

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Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

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The power to have diarrhea at any time

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The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

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The power to produce a single penny by tapping your index finger against any surface.

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the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

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The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

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the power to itch your teeth

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the power to have diarrhea at any time

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The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.

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The ability to turn wine into water...

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The power to make food from anything, but noone can eat it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!