The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in

The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

To call me maybe

The power to tell if a politician is lying. (They always are.)

The power to make pointless super powers

The ability to be a jew during the holocaust

The power to hold your breath for one to two minutes.

The power to cure a ham

The power to see through your own clothes, nothing else.

The power to sit anywhere

the power to speak morse code .

The power to switch your eyeballs with your testicles but you still see out your eyes and your testicles are leaking.

The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

The power of Superuselessnessman

The power to talk to anyone in any language, but only to deaf people.

the power to pee straight with a boner

The power to believe Sarah Palin

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!