The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

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The power to seduce anyone you do not want.

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The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

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the super power to remove your super power

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The power to fap without satisfaction

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The power to shape-shift but only into an Alpaca

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The power to cum every time you show your private parts.

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The power to create ice out of thin air but only at -35 degree celcius and below.

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The power to uncontrollably poop, pee, barf, & sneeze at the same time, indefinitely (can't pause power once started).

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The power to see John Cena.

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The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

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The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

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the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

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The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

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The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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The power to redirect every body hit to forehead.

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for christmas ? He is dead.

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The power to be -100% faster...

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The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!