the ability to fly 6 inches off the groung

The Power to give this a thumbs up.

The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation.

The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

The power to know the answer immediately after the test.

The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

The power to teleport to the center to the center of the Earth.

The power to remove the pubic hair of career politicians during their first stump speech of a campaign and return it to them during their concession or acceptance speech.

The ability to transform into an 82 year old Hungarian woman with a weak bladder.

Nobody in the world has super-powers.

The ability to autotune a song about Friday.

Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.

The power to strap wheels of cheese to your own body without getting tired easily.

The power to speak to mexicans in german

The power to eat your own face.. the one time

The power to create nothing out of nothing

The power to hold your breath under water unless you're wet.

the power to finish an all you can eat

the power to have sex with a woman and then cause her to think she was raped.

The power to slow down time while you are at school

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!