The power to have approximate knowledge of everything.

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The power to write an essay and your teacher gives you a D or an E for trying to do your best, even though he/she talk about stuff we don't even care about

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The power to turn all of the air into a solid.

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The power to shrink, but only for roller coaster rides

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the power to allow diet coke to make you fat

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the power to shrink or grow at will, except your organs stay the same size

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The power of playing a game while doing nothing else

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The ability to goatse instantly

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The power to not get sun burnt when the sun's out

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The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC

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The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The power to jump really high but get hurt when you fall back down :You now posses airborne suicide DUMBASS

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The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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Apathy for the world. (Don't stop believing.)

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the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

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The power to convert any Catholic priest into a pedophile.

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The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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the ability to steal oxygen

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The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

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Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

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The power to juggle cacti

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!