The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

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The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

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The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

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The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

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The ability to fold paper 12 times

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the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

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The ability to make iguanas in Peru blink uncontrolably

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The ability to bleed lava

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The ablity to hate everything.

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The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

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the power to die at will

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The power to kick a kid in the balls.

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.

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Nothing

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the power of sleep while you're trying to wri... zZzZzZ

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Pointless Superpower? The United States, of course...

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The power ro make a spring onion apperar out of thin air

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the power of having super fast growing body hair. It grows a half inch a day.

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a chi...ldren's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The power to exist

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The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

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The power to shit out toilet paper.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!