The power to smell the inside of your nose.

The ability to not lose the game.

the power to make yourself invisible, except for your left arm

The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

The power to become invisible when no one is looking.

The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted

The power to teleport to hell. You cannot teleport anywhere else.

The power of laughing in awkward situations.

The power to have an ability.

The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...

The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

The power to be still until moving or being touched.

The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

being able to blow up and die

I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

The power to not have any power at all

The power to type 1,000 words per minute, but only on a 12 key tracphone ®

The power to control other people's actions... only when you're alone!

The power to eat with your eyebrows.

The ability to swim anywhere, but only when submerged in water.

The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!