The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

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the power to use telepathy with yourself.

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The power to come back to life just by yelling: I LIVE AGAIN! Or RESURRECTION! (which is not easy when you are dead)

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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1.The power to run super fast but you have no legs. 2. The power to turn into a girl but you cannot change back like ever.

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The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

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ability to eat in your arse and shit out you mouth

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the ability to have as much lottery tickets as you want but you cant send them.

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The power to accidentally make pop-up adds appear on the device you are using if you click the X on a website or add!

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The power to turn red blood cells red

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The power to breath underwater only when on land.

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The power to have Chuck Norris not be able to do something.

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The power to redirect every body hit to forehead.

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The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

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The power not to find what you are looking for.

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The power to see through walls but only if they're clear glass walls.

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The power to turn justin beiber into a girl

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The power to turn into a lamp once.

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The power to have extremely good eye site, but only when your eyes are closed!

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the power to poo pineapples

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The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

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the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

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the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

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The power to fart shamelessly on the first date.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!