The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

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The power to poop out you penis

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The power to summon a lamp... Once.

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the power to slitely change how you look by smiling

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The ability to create pointless super powers

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the ability to be a vampire on a stick

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

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The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

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The power to realize that your personality is like a shithole.

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The power of reincarnate but have absolutely no memory of your previous lives.

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The power to have every type of phobia in existence.

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Immunity to everything except bullets, fire and bears.

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The ability to transform into an 82 year old Hungarian woman with a weak bladder.

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The power to be 13% bullet proof.

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The ability to "Right Click" Properties

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The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

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sdrawkcab epyt ot rewep eht

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the power to murder Joey and get away with it

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

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The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

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the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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Being Aquaman

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!