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The power to shoot billions of neutrinos from your hands at an enemy.
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The Power to fart glitter
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power to make you the last man on earth, but all the ladies are lesbian
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The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss
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The ability to wink with both eyes, at the same time
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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless
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the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.
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The power to take huge shits at will.
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The power to make hats fall in love.
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To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.
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The awsome power of inventing something that is alredy invented .__.
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Power to turn your liver invisible.
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Power to always have exact change.
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The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.
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Night vision that only works during the day
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The power to sleep if your not awake
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The power to be instantly transported to Switzerland, naked, whenever you reach orgasm.
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the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.
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The power to tie your shoes...... while your on BOTH knees
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the power to self destruct without hurting people.
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You dont HAVE to give my former comment a thumbs ups, I mean why should I care about your opinion and needs etc? Moral: But admit to yourself that it was awesome, or else you are just lying to yourself, doing ya a favor kiddo.
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the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours
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The power to withstand Justin Bieber's music.
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Spontaneous combustion... when on the internet
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!