The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

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The power to breathe ABOVE water.

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the power to any ugly person love you.

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The power.

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the ability to live on the edge of a building

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The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

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the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

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The power to pee backwards.

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The power to fart upon command.

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The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

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The power to become helpless at will.

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The power to grab a cats face

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The power to poop kittens with mittens

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The ability to say "MISSING FINGERS" on Shitbrix.com

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The power to eat nandos

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The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

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The power to sneeze in front of birthday cakes

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x-ray vision so strong that everything becomes invisible

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The power of flight but only when you're within three feet of another person.

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Having taste buds in your anus.

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the ability to throw a midget further than any mortal man

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The ability to make yourself rich unless you are using it on yourself...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!