The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

The uncontrollable ability to turn oncomming vehicles headlights on. But only at night, when you are passing them.

The power to be able to never have a power.

the ability to throw a midget further than any mortal man

The ability to know what time it is, but only when you have a watch on.

the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

the power to know what time is not

The power to write on this website

The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

The power to never get drunk

The power to suck deez nuts

The power to enjoy a raw oyster and not gag.

The power to never come into existence

The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

Turn gold into lead.

The power to create powers

The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

The power to have to eat every 1 second.

The power to type in the wrong capatcha.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!