The power to infinitely generate cardboard

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The ability to undo anybody's bra with your mind, but only when its not being worn.

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The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

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the power to fire your bellybutton lint out of your navel at a speed of 3 miles per hour.

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The power to annoy people everyday.

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the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

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The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

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The power to guess a multiple choice answer correctly some of the time.

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The ability to have all of the money in the world, but then have to share it with everybody in the world.

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The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

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The power to have no powers

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The power to grow giant, sharp and needly painful dildoes out of any surface just by sitting on it.

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The power to have every power, including the power that forcibly removes all of your other powers.

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The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

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Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

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The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

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The power to get a boner when you're horny.

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The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

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The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

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the power to poop dogs without fur.

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The power to turn into a slightly uncomfortable pair of pants.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!