Airbending, but only in vacuum.

The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

The power to transform into a bucket of water.

The power to waste time reading about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

The ability to wink with both eyes, at the same time

Immunity to everything except bullets, fire and bears.

The power to read minds, but only those of the mentally disabled.

The power to walk through walls but fall through floors.

The power to open automated doors a few moments sooner than they would typically open.

The power to move through time at the speed of time.

The power to paint as if you were michelangelo but only if your painting sad clowns eating knives

The power to only give a thumbs down rating.

The ability to transform into an 82 year old Hungarian woman with a weak bladder.

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The power to hold your breath under water unless you're wet.

The power to be 13% bullet proof.

The power to teleport yourself to the exact same location.

The power to shoot 3 cotton balls from your hands every 10 days.

The power to believe it's not butter

The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

The power to bleed every month for 3-5 days a month.

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The power to cook eggs but only if they are already cooked and only by burping on them to warm them up.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!