The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

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the power to teleport 0.001cm in front of you

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The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

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The power fuse yourself with a two lifeless jellyfish use their vital systems

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the ability to invent in the speed of light good useless super powers ideas.

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the power to make tom lose his friends on myspace

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the power to disintegrate toilette paper with your butt

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the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want

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The power to control time by pressing your right elbow under your right armpit

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The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

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The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

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the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

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The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

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The ability to say "MISSING FINGERS" on Shitbrix.com

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the power to turn into a dead person

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The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

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The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.

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The power to shit 1 penny per every year

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The ability to spontaneously combust

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The ability to rape the willing.

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the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

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Th power to have a 10 minute delayed reaction, so if you stub your toe 10 minutes later you scream like a f***nut

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The power to shit whole balogna sandwiches.

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The power to cry sulfuric acid.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!