The power to turn load noises into cake

The power to create the best Internet memes; instant nullified by recognition or compensation.

The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

The power to always throw a napkin in a trash can from a couple feet away

power to dream about the future while sleeping but forgeting everything about it when you wake up..

the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

the power to have another pointless superpower

yo mama

the power to transform into Pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

The power to pee from your eyes

The power to kill yourself

the ability to lick your own elbow

power to age faster

The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

The power of night vision, but only during the day.

The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

the power to glow in the light

The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

The power to turn in to a weak 1 year old

The Power to breath while under a cup of water

The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

The power to RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE, only for becoming a homoerotic bodybuilder addicted to steroids made from white bull testicles, and eating so many that you eventually become a golden werewolf, a blue hedgehog or something like that...

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!