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the power to appear randomly in the backround of any Adam Sandler movie
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The power to be away from the Internet without getting bored.
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The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers
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The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.
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to be shitty
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The power to wink really fast.
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The power to slow down time while you are at school
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the power to fly if you are touching the ground
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To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.
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The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds
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the power to be a master carpenter, make anything, except love.
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To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD
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The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.
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The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.
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the power to know black lives do NOT matter
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The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.
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the power to distinguish gays from not gays..
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To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see
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The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.
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The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.
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The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.
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The power to bleed every month for 3-5 days a month.
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the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.
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The power to die using your willpower.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!