the ability to grow your nails at will.

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The power to peel stickers

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the power to finish your plate of veggies when ever you like.

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The power to get to the end of Temple Run

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The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

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The power to open automated doors a few moments sooner than they would typically open.

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the power to do nothing

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The ability to transform into an 82 year old Hungarian woman with a weak bladder.

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The power to bleed every month for 3-5 days a month.

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The power to moonwalk, but only on the moon

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The power to read minds, but only those of the mentally disabled.

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the power of shitting bricks

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The power to walk through walls but fall through floors.

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The power to teleport yourself to the exact same location.

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The power to die and then come back in the center of the Sun.

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The power to slightly moisten objects.

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The power to move through time at the speed of time.

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The ability to fly, but only while you're touching the ground.

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The power to have an incredibly big erection. But only if your mom's in front of you.

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Immunity to everything except bullets, fire and bears.

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The power to shoot 3 cotton balls from your hands every 10 days.

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The power to turn gold into silver.

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The power to be 13% bullet proof.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!