- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to sleep through a prison rape

the power to become incredibly stupid, but only during a math test.

The power to have the aim of Torres

The ability to tapdance flawlessly while being booked for trespassing

the power to not have power

The power to remove all flavour from food.

The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

The power to make hats fall in love.

The power to grow your toenails at twice the normal rate.

The power to emit a smell like vanilla at will.

The power to wake up on time but still feel super-tired.

The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

the power to become slightly sticky

The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.

ur mother so ugly she gave the devil a heart attack

The ability to fly at the speed of light, but can never stop.

The power to predict how an event could have played out, but only after the event has already happened.

the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

the power to have to pee on a long road trip and there are no bathrooms around.

The ability to reverse your digestive system.

Power to see through clothes... only to see more clothes

The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

Pointless Super Powers