The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

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The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

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The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

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The power to teleport anywhere you don't want to go.

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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Birthday In August Just wait On it

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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The power to return to life but only after being ritually buried 6ft underground

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the power to get sick

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The power to inhale coins without dying.

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the power to understand what kate bush is singing

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The power to be special just like everyone else.

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The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

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The power of gentle breeze

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Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

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The power to laugh while laughing.

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The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

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The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

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The ability to predict the future .000001 seconds in advance.

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The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

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The power to only use yahoo.com

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The power of Acid Tears

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The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

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the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!