The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

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The power of flight only inside flying airplanes.

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The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

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The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

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super strength for picking up a gallon water

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the power to permanently change your name to Graham

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The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

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The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

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The super power to control paper.

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The power to make hats fall in love.

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

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The ability to go into labor 200 miles away from the nearest hospital

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The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

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The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

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The power to make power orgasm on command

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The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

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The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

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The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

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The power to write on this website

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Gay mens power to making straight women like them...

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The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!