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The power to speak one language fluently.
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The power to read the Terms of Service but be unable to check the box saying that you have done so.
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the power to trip on shoe laces, even when they are not even your own.
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the power to think 0.0000000000000001 microseconds faster than usual
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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.
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the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.
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the power to tolerate alex simpson
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The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.
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The power to be a MISSERABLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK (glass breaks) HAVE AT YOU! Moral: More are gonna get this one than those below, this one is merely a quote rather than cerebral. But you can always pretend to understand it by thumbing it up, or down if you just fail at understanding, either way is fine.
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The power to heat any object with your mind, but only to current room temperature and only as fast as it would have taken if you had done nothing.
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The ability to walk slower than everyone else
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The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.
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power to be heard only when there are ideas worth listening to
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The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.
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power to make you the last man on earth, but all the ladies are lesbian
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The power to look through glass.
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The power to pass incredibly powerful gas at the most inconvenient of times
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The power to touch anything that is touchable.
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the power to read 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 books every second
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The power to spell 'a' correctly
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The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.
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The power to grow your toenails at twice the normal rate.
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The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.
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The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!