The power to slam a revolving door.

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The power to smell whore

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The power to disappear only when you're about to have sex.

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The ability to telepathically talk to people, but its sent in Morse code in dog whistle so human's can't hear it

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The power to blow a bubblegum bubble without bubblegum.

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the power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

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The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

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The power to FLY when you're blind

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The power to smell the future

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The power to lower your own ego.

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To Shoot Piss Out Of Your Mouth Only If You Are Taking A Dump

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The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

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power to breath underwater but only when you're dry

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the power to reseal bottle caps

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The power to have Chuck Norris not be able to do something.

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THE POWER TO XLEAN UP STUFF WITH YOUR SUPER STRONG PUNCH

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The power to exude spaghetti from your pockets, which is never stopped. The spaghetti keeps coming. Out of your pockets. Spaghetti everywhere.

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The power to turn water into wine.

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The power to be Emperor of farmville but only in a full eclipse

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The power to be immortal but only in times where it does not mater, stops working after the age of 50.

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The power to see the future five days after it has happend

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The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

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the ability vote up this superpower

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The power to kill any one of your direct ancestors back in time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!