the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

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The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

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The power to have no powers

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The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

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The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

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The ability to pee as a gas, not a liquid

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The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

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the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

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The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

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The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

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the power to make your nipples dissappear

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The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

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to have the ability to fly and teleport at the same time.

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The ability of making your Windows go blue-screened

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the ability to bend your leg.

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The power to become invisible, only when no one is looking at you.

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The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

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the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

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The power to make hats fall in love.

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The power to make green lights turn red on approach.

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The power to fly for as long the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!