The power to hear morse code.

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To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to jizz in your pants when you eat a grape.

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The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

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The power to put everything off till the last possible day

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the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds

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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

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The power to be gay on command.

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Turning wine into water.

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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The power to release the bogus

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The Power to realize the Chuck Norris is overrated, not funny, not that strong, old, over used and anyone who tells a Chuck Norris joke is not funny and never will be, has no future as a comedian or any future at all and will die having not accomplished anything in life.

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The power to fly upwards but not downwards

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The power to throw up and have it go back into your mouth

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The power to see into the present

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The power to make other people hold their breath.

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The power to speak braille.

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The power to transform into a homeless person.

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The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

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The power to eat your own face.. the one time

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The power to rite liek dis

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!