The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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The power to shrink your private parts.

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the power to steal 4 avocados in july at a supermarket at 9:37 am in your underpants without arms while a cop laughs at how stupid you look. plus while you do that a cute marshmallow comes and rapes your children.

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the ability to stay in the same place while running

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The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

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the power to think of powers

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the ability to not hear or feel yourself pass gas that is abnormally loud.

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the power to think about old pointless super powers ideas.

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The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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to have a limb drop off every day but it grow back the next

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The power to turn your navel upside down

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The ability to sneeze flames.

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The power to have any power on this list but only 1 at any given point in time.

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The power of gentle breeze

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The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

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The power to call police only when already killed.

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

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The power to spawn shoes on your feet, only if you have no socks on.

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The ability to not lose the game.

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The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

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The power to change the temperature in a room up or down by 1 degree.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!