The ability to make the girl of your dreams fall in love with you BUT you become a retarded octopus if you use this power

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The power to say you have a superpower.

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The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

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The power of see inside your eyes.

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The ability to see through glass.

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The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

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the power to get blood clots

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The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

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turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

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The power to fail a test everytime

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the power to read and agree to the terms or service

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The power to develop a cancerous tumor anywhere in your body at any time you want.

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The power of trolling your self

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The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

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The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

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The power to make pencils dull.

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The ability to shapeshift into any items but only pedophiles can use it

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The power to make lipstick fly

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power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

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Ability to shit nuclear waste

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the power to be a master carpenter, make anything, except love.

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the power to have diarrhea at any time

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The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!