The power to control facial hair of women.

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The power to be an idiot.

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The power to walk into sliding glass doors. not through them. just into them.

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The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

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The power to project a hologram, but only of yourself projecting another hologram.

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To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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the power to give yourself sunburn

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The power to hold your breath when you die

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The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

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The power of even having a pointless superpower.

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The ability to turn bread into really burnt toast while no one is watching.

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Power to not Sleep during Finals.

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the power to make a pillow come to life once

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the power to have diarrhea at any time

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The power to become paralyzed whenever you're aroused.

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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Nope. Just nope.

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The power to turn computers into pencil sharpeners.

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The ability to teleport at a random point of the space.

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The power to jizz mango chutney

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The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

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The power to read books really quickly but forget what you just read.

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the ability to burn in hell

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The power to eat anything edible 0.25x quicker!!!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!