the ability to hover

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The power to be born again

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The power to read captchas 2% faster than usual.

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The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

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The power to smile uncontrollably.

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The ability to kill Abraham Lincoln with the power of your thoughts. Hey, wait a minute...

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The power to look ugly but only in front of you crush

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the power to uncontrollably say but I love you, when you're breaking up with someone

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The power to see concrete yellow

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The power to have any power on this site.

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The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

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The power to change place with any famous boxer everytime he gets hit. Moral: Hate me, love me... in the end you cannot hate what you do not care about do you? Remember this, when someone hates you, its simply because they care and worry about you... probably the only moral that makes sense... life is beautiful, thank you haters, thank you lovers, and you know what they say... haters gonna hate... they are all just a fluffy bunch of people that care too much :)

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the power to fail at life

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tree powers (the power to turn into a tree)

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The power to be listened to when noone's around.

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the power to exit this site because of the maple story ad.

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The power to control other people's actions... only when you're alone!

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The ability to see through invisibility.

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The power to turn things in to wood

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The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

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The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

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The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!