the power to shit cellulose

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The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

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The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

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The power to lower your own ego.

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The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

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The power to be so perfectly blunt.

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The power to feel pain while under anesthetics.

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THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

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The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

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The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

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the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

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The power to fart methane.

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The power to live until you die.

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The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

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The power to strap wheels of cheese to your own body without getting tired easily.

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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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the power to jizz money

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The power to eat anything you like and still be fat.

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the power to make bubles without soap

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Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

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The power to turn Coke into Pepsi

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The ability to glow but only in broad daylight

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!