The power to not be moral man. Moral: Your thumbs down cant hurt me! Are you a fucking ass? IM THE MORAL MAN BITCH!

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The power to psychically give politicians half baked excuses for failed and immoral decisions.

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The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

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The power to think of your death and then you die.

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The power to create a pointless superpower

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The power to wear your shirt backwards all day.

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The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

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The ability to arouse any woman over the internet but never meet them in person.

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The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

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to be under 9000

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The power to orgasm every five.. UGGHOOOAAHAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

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The power to turn on the TV with the remote

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The power to return to life but only after being ritually buried 6ft underground

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The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

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the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

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to eat a pie and get to fart an apple (cus why not)

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The power to make food slightly smaller.

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The power to change traffic signals to anything that is not beneficial to you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!