The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

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the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

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The power to make tea appear at will

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The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

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The ability to access any website you want but, you cant connection to the internet.

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The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

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The power to shit razor blades!!!!!!!!

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The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

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The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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Power to not have any power.

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The power to always choose the broken condoms without knowing

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the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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The power to talk to animals but them not give a crap what your saying

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The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

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the ability to do absolutely nothing

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The power to run fast, but turn black in the process. oh yea and the power only works in police stations

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The power to sing "Friday" by Rebecca Black, but only on Wednesday.

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The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

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The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

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The ability to change the color of your poop

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!