The ability to teleport, but only in compete darkness.

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The power to live until you die.

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the power to troll people that are dead

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

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The power to hear Justin Bieber singing wherever you are, no matter how far you run.

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the power to talk to fish but only if their belly up

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The power to speak braille

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the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

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The power to write an essay and your teacher gives you a D or an E for trying to do your best, even though he/she talk about stuff we don't even care about

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......................................... delayed reaction man

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the power to shit out of your nose

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The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

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The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

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The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

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The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

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the power to like mass effect 3

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The power to turn gold into silver.

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the power to create Snyder films. xD

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the power to defecate while standing up...

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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!