The power to unsee the unseen.

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The power not to dance while you're in a coma.

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power to see when your eyes are not closed.

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The power to be 13% bullet proof.

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The power to burst into flames (Like the Human Torch), but immediately burn to death after doing so.

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the power to have to pee on a long road trip and there are no bathrooms around.

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the power to sleep through a prison rape

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The power to send emails via pigeon

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The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

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The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

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The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

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The power to play a flute with your ass

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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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The power to control yourself

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The power to teleport your self 5 feet ahead of you every 3 seconds

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The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

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The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

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The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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the power to pee for longer then a normal person

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The power to become paralyzed whenever you're aroused.

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The power to die, but only when you're dead.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!