The power to find kebbler elfs

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Power to falsely sense danger whenever you want to sleep.

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The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with

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The power to eat and make stool .01 seconds after.

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The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

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the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

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The power to fart snot

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The power to have pointless superpowers

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The power to run Crysis.

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The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.

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The power to become like chuck norris. Unfortunately before you get that power you to through the true CHUCK NORRIS!!

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Retractable Teeth

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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

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The power to mentally control tapeworms.

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the power to enter a coma.

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The power to fap without satisfaction

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The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

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The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

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the power to use telepathy with yourself.

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The power to see through walls but only if they're clear glass walls.

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The power to turn justin beiber into a girl

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The power to turn into a lamp once.

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The power to have extremely good eye site, but only when your eyes are closed!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!