Mario's fireball gets put out when it hit water.

the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

The power to troll everyone... only to realise you were trolled by a liar fairy

The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.

The power to eat three times a day.

The power to breath while under a container of water

The power to do nothing

The power to make tea appear at will

The ability to access any website you want but, you cant connection to the internet.

The ability to crap out acid once every month.

The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

Power to not have any power.

the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

the ability to do absolutely nothing

The power to run fast, but turn black in the process. oh yea and the power only works in police stations

The power to sing "Friday" by Rebecca Black, but only on Wednesday.

The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

Zebra Man has the power to change color from black to white and back again, at will

The power to draw a perfect circle.

The ability to make the wait at the DMV 1,000% longer.

The ability to go into labor 200 miles away from the nearest hospital

the power to see through my eye lids

The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

The power to accidentally make pop-up adds appear on the device you are using if you click the X on a website or add!

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!