The power to bleed on command

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The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.

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The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

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the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

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The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

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The power to not move but your always happy.

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the power to open doors that are unlocked

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The power to have an ability.

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super strength for picking up a gallon water

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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

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The power to bypass capcha codes

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The ability to become a paraplegic at will.

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The power to levitate only down stairs

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Being alive (until you die).

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The ability to make everything real, only in your dreams.

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The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

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The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

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The power to lose this power.

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the ability to be a box of donuts in a police station

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Justin Bieber

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Now you can stop the time for half a second, while walking against a strong wind.

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The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

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The power to believe Sarah Palin

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!