the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

thumb_up thumb_down -16

The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Immunity to everything but AIDS, bears, being choked with cloth, Donald trump, Energy Blasts, fire, guns, etc.

thumb_up thumb_down -54

to not blink for 5 seconds

thumb_up thumb_down -26

The power to make large black men believe you are homosexual. . . when you are a straight male.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

The power to telekinetically pull sharp objects towards you at incredible speeds.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

the power the to use hands when you already have hands

thumb_up thumb_down -8

the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

thumb_up thumb_down -88

The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Nipple Radar.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

the ability to know if a video game sucks just by looking at the name

thumb_up thumb_down -53

a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

thumb_up thumb_down -27

the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius

thumb_up thumb_down -15

The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

thumb_up thumb_down -27

sdrawkcab gnipyt ta dab eb tub sdrawkcab daer ot rewop eht

thumb_up thumb_down -52

The power to seduce anyone you do not want.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Th powr to typ th 5th lttr.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

The power to be dyslexic at will

thumb_up thumb_down -22

The ability to make the wait at the DMV 1,000% longer.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards

thumb_up thumb_down -68

The power to die when you change emotions

thumb_up thumb_down -54

the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!