The power to run through walls, but you have to be running at full speed.... and it only works 50% of the time.

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The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.

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The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

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The power to smell inside of your own butt.

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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to moonwalk backwards

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The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

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The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

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The ability to run... AT THE SPEED OF MAN

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the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

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The power of gentle breeze

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The power to part grass.

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The power to be distracted with grea

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The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

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The ability to turn anything into cheese, but be lactose intolerant.

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The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

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The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

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the power to teleport 0.001cm in front of you

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The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

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The power fuse yourself with a two lifeless jellyfish use their vital systems

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!