To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

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The awsome power of inventing something that is alredy invented .__.

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power to have no power at all

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Power to turn your liver invisible.

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the power to say i can bend you

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Pointless Superpower? The United States, of course...

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tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

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The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

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The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

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The power to communicate through complex technology that was only developed 50 years ago and is still un known if it is harmful

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The power to transform into a bronie

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The power to summon Pedobear and only if you are under 10.

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The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

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the power that makes your ass turn into a shit machine gun, but you can only use it if its directed at your mouth.

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The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

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The power to see through windows

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To change your eye colour when ever you want

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The power to levitate for 10 seconds only when having explosive diarrhea

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the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery

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To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The power to make your nose blink.

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The ability to live forever until you die.

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the power to fly, but only at the speed of light you, for less than 1 second, but you must land at the exact same spot you started and your mind cannot comprehend anything any differently than a normal human

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!