Ability to Fly!...a plane

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the ability to wake up on an elephant

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the power to see the present

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The power to be able to turn any internet connection into dial up. Instantly

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The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

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The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.

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A solar-powered flashlight.

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The power to make any can of soda react as though it has been dropped down a flight of stairs when you open it.

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The power to write in invisible ink

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The power to state the obvious at will.

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the power to be able to touch MC Hammer

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The power to get 100% on every test but get caught for cheating.

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the power to be able to find you pointless super power post after its been posted to check on popularity

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The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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the power to lick your own tongue

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being black

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The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

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The power to die, but only when you're dead.

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the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

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the power to sleep while standing!

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the power to turn food into shit

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the power to glow fainlty in broad daylight

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The ability to attract black people.

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The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!