The power to only be able to eat poop

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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

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The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

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The power to hate/love/care about me because of who I am. Moral: Relax dear friends (you other fools relax too) I was born this way, and I love every second of it, I am on fire and this workout gives me so damn much pheromones and testosterone that I am gonna invite a cute friend and have a damn threesome! Why, because its a mans world... never forget that kids...

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the power to finish your plate of veggies when ever you like.

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The ability to smell colors

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

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the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

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the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

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The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

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The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.

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The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

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the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

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The power to make other people hold their breath.

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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

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The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

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The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

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the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

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the power to misspell

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The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

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The power to light glue on fire.

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The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!