The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

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the power to see through tv's but only when your trying to watch one

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The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone

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The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

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the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

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The ability to get shot, for real.

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The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to breath underwater only when on land.

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The power to play a flute with your ass

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The ability to always be fashionable late

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The power to make fish drown.

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The power to know you don't have a superpower

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The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

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The power to increase you`re pain at will.

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The power to accidentally make pop-up adds appear on the device you are using if you click the X on a website or add!

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The power to fly but only when touching the ground

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The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

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The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

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The power to redirect every body hit to forehead.

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The power to have Chuck Norris not be able to do something.

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The power to understand math.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!