The power to be able to make your least favorite food or drink, but you cannot eat it and it only technically exists if you don't look at it.

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Power to develop diseases.

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The ability to talk to deer, only while riding one.

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The power to kill an ant!!!

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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The ability to teleport, but only in compete darkness.

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The power to hear Justin Bieber singing wherever you are, no matter how far you run.

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The power to speak braille

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The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

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The power to write an essay and your teacher gives you a D or an E for trying to do your best, even though he/she talk about stuff we don't even care about

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......................................... delayed reaction man

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the power to shit out of your nose

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The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

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The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The power to turn gold into silver.

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the power to create Snyder films. xD

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The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

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the power to make enemies blind only when their in a dark alley

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The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

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The power to automaticaly eat yourself when you get hungry

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The ability to smooth a criminal

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the power to eat 3 times the amount of jello that a normal person can

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!