The power to turn rice into cooked rice with your hands, but only exactly one rice at a time.

The Power to die at will

The power to believe Sarah Palin

The ability to shrink the size of your third toe on your right foot every leap year.

The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

the power to sleep for a LONG TIME but u still can die from dehydration and no food

The power to...lick you're nose

The Power to count backwards extra swiftly.

The power to know who farted at any time.

The power to heal...... Your Opponent

The power to shriek so loud your own eardrums cause nuclear explosions

The power to run in an endless circle

The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

The power to speak using their mouth

power to see through glass doors

The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.

The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

The power to vomit whenever you want to.

The power to fly at the speed of sound, but only at ground level with your eyes closed.

The power to transform you`re nuts into nunchuck-magnets.

The power think five times slower.

the power to talk to fish but not people

the power to tickle people just by looking at them.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!