The power to never have fun...never.

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

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The power to have a power thats a power

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The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

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The ability to read braile.

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The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.

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the power to think up AWSOME funny pointless powers but never have the guts to put them on Pointless Superpowers

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The power to be able to type like a hacker but you can only do it once per week and the % of correct words depends on how fat you are.

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The power to die at will

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power to die at will.

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The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

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the power to wake up each mourning with a fast food joint mascot next to you saying "You were great last night"

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The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

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the power to be powerless

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the power to shape shift to yourself

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the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

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The Power to fart glitter

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To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifed blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents cars busses planes vehicles trucks lightning electricity meteors bombs rockets drugs addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys any sort of animal heat radio active waves radiation humans air pollution baseball bats food poisoning and insects.

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power to make you the last man on earth, but all the ladies are lesbian

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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

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The power to make hats fall in love.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!