The ability to part hair.

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The power of the detachable little toe!

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The power to make your clothes invisible... only while in public.

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power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

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The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

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the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

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The power to lower your IQ at will.

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The power to be a man that makes very good sammiches.

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The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

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Uber Sensitive man, in terms of touch and emotion.

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The power to grow a beard really fast but only relative to the hair on your head

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You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

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The power to psychically give politicians half baked excuses for failed and immoral decisions.

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The superpower to speak and write a language that only you know.

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The ability have sex with Betty White

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The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

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the power to not own a spacial power!!

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The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

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The power to let anything you eat taste like sh*t

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the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

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The ability to talk to fish while in the desert.

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The power to absorb alcohol twice as fast

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The power to circumcise yourself

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The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!