the ability to "speak in tongues"...

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Being able to fly in place.

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The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

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the power to get drunk but only when drinking anything with alcohol in it.

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

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THE POWER TO XLEAN UP STUFF WITH YOUR SUPER STRONG PUNCH

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The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

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The power to disgorge large quantities of water, from your anus, all the time.

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The Ability to breathe but only when your dead

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The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

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The power to science.

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The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

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The ability to not make a face when eating a lemon, but only after you have already eaten 5 lemons.

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The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

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The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.

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The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

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To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

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The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!