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The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.
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the power that makes your ass turn into a shit machine gun, but you can only use it if its directed at your mouth.
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The power to have time when you're doing nothing.
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The power to see through windows
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To change your eye colour when ever you want
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The power to levitate for 10 seconds only when having explosive diarrhea
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the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery
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To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day
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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.
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The power to make your nose blink.
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The ability to live forever until you die.
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the power to fly, but only at the speed of light you, for less than 1 second, but you must land at the exact same spot you started and your mind cannot comprehend anything any differently than a normal human
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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.
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the power to watch youtube when there is no internet
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The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.
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The ability to predict something after it's already happened.
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A man with the power to make sandwiches.
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The power to touch MC Hammer.
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Nobody in the world has super-powers.
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The power to make water expire.
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the owe to sneeze with your eyes open
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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.
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The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style
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The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!