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pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The power to write on this website
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The power to draw a perfect circle.
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The power to microwave bread
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The ability to make the wait at the DMV 1,000% longer.
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To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.
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The awsome power of inventing something that is alredy invented .__.
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The power to hear what your cat is thinking about.
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Power to turn your liver invisible.
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The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.
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Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.
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the ability to hover
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The power to be born again
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The power to read captchas 2% faster than usual.
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The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.
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The ability to kill Abraham Lincoln with the power of your thoughts. Hey, wait a minute...
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The power to have any power on this site.
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The power to look ugly but only in front of you crush
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the power to uncontrollably say but I love you, when you're breaking up with someone
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eht rewop ot daer sdrowkcab.
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The power to see concrete yellow
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The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster
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Th pwr t frgt vwls.
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The power to change place with any famous boxer everytime he gets hit. Moral: Hate me, love me... in the end you cannot hate what you do not care about do you? Remember this, when someone hates you, its simply because they care and worry about you... probably the only moral that makes sense... life is beautiful, thank you haters, thank you lovers, and you know what they say... haters gonna hate... they are all just a fluffy bunch of people that care too much :)
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!