The ability to wear a backpack on your legs

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The power to create cavities in your teeth.

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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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The power not to find what you are looking for.

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the power to poo pineapples

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the power to become friends with a plastic box

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The power to turn red blood cells red

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to fly and change shape "It's a bird, it's a plane, it's.... a flying sandwich!?!

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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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The power to have no powers

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the ability to have as much lottery tickets as you want but you cant send them.

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

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The ability to ejaculate at the most innapropriate times e.g. ur granmas funeral or your dads birthday

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The power to hate someone you don't even know

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ability to eat in your arse and shit out you mouth

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The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

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The power to fly, but only when standing on ground...

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the power to make your nipples dissappear

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the ability to have sex Telepathicly.

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the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

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The power of having the highest rated comment

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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The power to return my ps4 for the third time, and wait for months to get a new one only to discover its the tv connection which is broken and I cant afford a new tv because I already spent a lot of money on ps4 games. Mural: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!