The power to freeze ice

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The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

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the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

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The power to speak using their mouth

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The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

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The power to change laws if you're allowed to.

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The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

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The ability to change a food to the exact same food

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The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

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The power to waste time making a video about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

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The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

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The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

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The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

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The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

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The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

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the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

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The power to make tea appear at will

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The power to fuck everyone.

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the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

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The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

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The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

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the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

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The power to be a man that makes very good sammiches.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!