The power to turn all of the air into a solid.

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the ability to digest any food easily

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The power to ma-FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY!!!!!

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The power to even

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The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

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The power to heal any wounds caused by the bite of an Indonesian speckled carpet shark in an area of slightly tepid saltwater any time between 3:00 and 4:00 in the afternoon

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The power to kick ass when your names aoife.

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The Power to clone yourself instantly, but one of you dies!

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The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

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the ability to glow in the light.

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The power to know the answer immediately after the test.

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the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

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The power of night vision, but only during the day.

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The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

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The ability to change the color of your poop

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The power to talk to slugs but not have them understand what your saying.

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The power to kill someone with a knife

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The power to get foot-boners

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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

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the ability to darken darkness

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Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!