the power to go into a coma

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Look handsome when no one is looking at you and then when they do you change back to normal

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The power of being negative all the time.

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The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

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the power to go slower than a snail :l

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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The power to make cats ask for cheeseburgers in comically broken English

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The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

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being allergic to dairy and soy

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The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.

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The ability to have night-vision, but only during the day

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The power to make your penis able to go through any nown material in the universe even a dwarf star. However it is 1000x more sensitive to pain than normal. And once you start you can't stop until it's trough.

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The power to talk and listen at the same time

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The power to communicate with dandelions.

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The power to move things with your mind while you sleep.

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The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

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The power to waste time thinking of and uploading pointless superpowers

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The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

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The power... to move you.

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The ability to perfectly feign death for 10 days (no less), then wake up in a very small place.

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The power to poop anytime you want to.(technically its an okay power cause when you need to poop you could poop in another time). so my friend thought of one and he said: The power to die anytime but you still get old and you get to be like a 200 hundred year old man/woman and have the capability of their age so basically just die when your 90.

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The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.

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the power to dance in the dark

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!