The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

the ability to grow trees in the desert

the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

The power to read the minds of the mentally disabled.

The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

The characteristic that every competition in which you prefer one competitor over the other ends in a tie. So you never lose, but you never win either.

The power to never finish your sente

The power to reed a platypus mind.

The power to drink poison and survive 6 hours longer than any other person

The ability to teleport.... 1 Centimeter from your current location, It also takes 5 hours to be able to teleport again.

The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

The powerto become horny at will, but nothing can be done about it.

The powers to blink at the speed of light

The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

the power to send future you crazy

the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

the power to make have wolverines claws but no healing abilitys

The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

The power to vote in a communist state.

The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

the power to cure cancer after having sex with the patient but only if they have aids

The Ability to "Tighten up"

the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!