The ability to make your heart teleport.

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The ability to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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the power to become super attractive, when around blind people only

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the ability to have $100,000,000 but owe your ex-wife $99,999,999

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To call me maybe

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The power to enter the Google Earth and change everything.

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the power to think of powers

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the ability to not hear or feel yourself pass gas that is abnormally loud.

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the power to think about old pointless super powers ideas.

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to have a limb drop off every day but it grow back the next

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The power to turn your navel upside down

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The ability to sneeze flames.

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The power of gentle breeze

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The power to call police only when already killed.

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The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

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The power to spawn shoes on your feet, only if you have no socks on.

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The ability to not lose the game.

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The power to never finish your sente

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The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

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The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

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the power to shit cellulose

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The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

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The power to lower your own ego.

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The power to fart methane.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!