power to fly when your underwater

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The ability to not finish sen...

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The power to die whenever you want.

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The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

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power to eat through your but

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The power to do nothing.

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The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

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The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

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THE ABILITY TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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the power to be powerless

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The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

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Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

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the power to cure someones cold by giving them AIDs

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The power that turns farts into music.

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The ability to laugh one's ass off.

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The power to have no power.

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The power to be powerless

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The power to time travel to the end of the world.

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The power to walk on frozen water.

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!