The power to believe Sarah Palin

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The power to die and then come back in the center of the Sun.

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The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

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The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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The power to be a normal human

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The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

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the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

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the power to like Hilary Clinton

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The power to teleport yourself to the exact same location.

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The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.

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The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

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The power to die at will

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the power to remember the lyrics to your least favorite song

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The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

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the power to die at will

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The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.

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being able to blow up and die

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The power to turn into air and go with the wind

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The ability to drop everything you hold

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Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

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The power to accept the terms and conditions

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The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

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The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!