The power to turn into a lamp once.

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The power to have extremely good eye site, but only when your eyes are closed!

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the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

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the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

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The power to always make a street light turn red as you approach it!

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The power to be a man that makes very good sammiches.

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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The power to hypnotize aliens.

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The power to get to the end of Temple Run

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The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

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The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

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the ability to control ants actions but you can't control more than 1 ant in the same time.

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The power to grow grey hairs whenever you wanted.

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The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

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The power to lick anything except pussy.

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The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

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The power to read minds, but only those of the mentally disabled.

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The power to die and then come back in the center of the Sun.

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The power to shoot 3 cotton balls from your hands every 10 days.

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The power to walk through walls but fall through floors.

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The power to move through time at the speed of time.

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The power to waste time reading about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!