the power to shrink to 1 inch but only in a crowded street and you cant look up girls dresses,

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The power that when im drowning in water i can turn the water into velociraptors!

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The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

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The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

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The power to hide in 'shit brix' pictures but not be black

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The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.

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The power to fly, but only when you're on a plane

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The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

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Behold! The ability to taste water!

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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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the power to finish an all you can eat

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The power to smell everyone's crap from anywhere you go

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The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

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The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

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the power to read and agree to the terms or service

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The power to make yourself the dumbest idiot in the entire universe.

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the power to see the present

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The power to see you're self in a mirror

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to travel in time....2 minutes in the past exactly after..masturbation.... masturbation-time-loop...........

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the power to understand gibberish written backwards and in binary code

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The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to get shot when you're alone

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The ability of making your Windows go blue-screened

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!