The power to moonwalk, but only on the moon

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The power to smell the future

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sdrawkcab epyt ot rewep eht

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The power to hold your breath under water unless you're wet.

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The ability to transform into an 82 year old Hungarian woman with a weak bladder.

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The power to open automated doors a few moments sooner than they would typically open.

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The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

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like this if your name is jack

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the power of shitting bricks

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Immunity to everything except bullets, fire and bears.

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The power to give birth to giraffes

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The power to have an incredibly big erection. But only if your mom's in front of you.

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The power to bleed every month for 3-5 days a month.

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The power to be 13% bullet proof.

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The ability to be any woman but only when she's in labor.

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The power to believe it's not butter

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The power to teleport yourself to the exact same location.

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The power to shrink at will, but never grow back to your normal size.

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The power to open doors that are already open

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The ability to make up an incredibly witty pointless superpower.

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The power to go to hell

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the power to charge car batteries.

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The ability to shrink the size of your third toe on your right foot every leap year.

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The power to hold your breathe 1 second shorter than usualy when at a depth of over 20 feet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!