the power to do blink every 20 years

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The power to stick your head up your ass

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the power to tickle people just by looking at them.

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The power to shit without squinting.

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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The power to change different colours depending on you feel.

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ability to have sexual intercourse with homosexuals like Levi Hahne

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The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

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The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

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the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

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The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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Vanilla scented blood

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The ability to defacate any object you want, unless the object in question is smaller than motorbike.

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

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Liam Brudenell

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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power to blow out candles with you arse

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The power to shoot stagetti from your finger tips.

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The power to glow... in the dark...

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The power to lick your own back...

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The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!