The ability to fly but only if you're on the ground

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The power to bread toast!

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The power to make any can of soda react as though it has been dropped down a flight of stairs when you open it.

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The power to slam a revolving door.

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The power to disappear only when you're about to have sex.

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The ability to telepathically talk to people, but its sent in Morse code in dog whistle so human's can't hear it

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the power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

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The power to blow a bubblegum bubble without bubblegum.

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The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

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The power to FLY when you're blind

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The power to lower your own ego.

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To Shoot Piss Out Of Your Mouth Only If You Are Taking A Dump

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The power to go "flame on!" without fire immunity.

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The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind

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The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.

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The power to read

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The power to change the tv channel only when you have the remote in your hands.

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A Superpower where only way to fly around is if you are inside a building.

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The power to see through walls, but not through air.

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1.The power to run super fast but you have no legs. 2. The power to turn into a girl but you cannot change back like ever.

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the power to randomly die at any moment

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The ability to inaccurately predict the future.

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The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

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The power to make a sound that attracts whales

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!