the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

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The power to add a minus to your bank account balance.

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Night vision that only works during the day

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The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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Dejavu

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The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

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The power to die while dieing

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The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

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to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

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power to make you the last man on earth, but all the ladies are lesbian

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The power to live.

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The power to go back in time but only in the year 17.

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The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

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the power to find children extremely attractive

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The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

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the power to stop masturbating every day

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The power to drink an entire bottle of soy suase without dieing

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The power to make pointless super powers

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The power to smell feces from a mile away.

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The power to come back to life but only after u die

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The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

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The ability to dress in a crappy costume on Halloween

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The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!