tha powah to haz pointless supah powahz

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the power to become invisible when no one sees you including security cameras

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Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

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Shoppers today in the mattress department we just started a great promotion.

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The power to pull down pants and have a boner 24-7.

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The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

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The power to be fireproof under water

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The power to have no powers

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The power to shoot 3 cotton balls from your hands every 10 days.

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The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.

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The ablity to make anyone in the world orgasm, exsept yourself.

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The power to never stop shitting.

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The power to find pokemon attractive

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The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

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The power to confess crimes you haven't committed.

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The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

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The ability to pass gas and have it smell like coffee from Starbucks.

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power to breath fire but only through your nose

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the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

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The power to have all of Aquaman's powers, but not be able to swim.

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The power to be blind

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The power to achieve 98% opacity

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the power to see through windows.;.

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The power to have no powers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!