The power to go back in time and kill yourself in the past.

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to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

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Super Stength Backlash: Power of an incredibly powerful punch, but everytime you strike the force is reflected back onto you.

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THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

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The power of levitate at will but only in a zero-gravity environment.

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The power to shoot socks out of your hands.

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The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

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The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

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The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

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The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

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The power to describe the taste of water.

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The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

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the power to have a baby,but have to give it away after three days. WARNING:MAY cause death,exploding,and blindness.

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The power to be immortal, but only whilst dead.

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The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

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The power to have one eyebrow!?

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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The power to change different colours depending on you feel.

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The power to have bad luck!

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The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

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The power to grow back your nails 2 seconds after you pick them.

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Now you can stop the time for half a second, while walking against a strong wind.

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The ability to transform animals into animé characters.

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The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!