The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

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the power to sleep for a LONG TIME but u still can die from dehydration and no food

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The ability to be immortal but have every single sickness in the world.

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the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

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the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

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Ability to shit nuclear waste

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The power to control hummingbirds.

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The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

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The ability to fart pee.

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The ability to shoot acorns from your nipples

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The ability to goatse instantly

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The power to get older 10 times faster then normal

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The power to mind control your car when you close your eyes

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The power to teleport 3 or 4 feet once a month.

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The ability to lose Russian rolette, once.

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The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

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to not blink for 5 seconds

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The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

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The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

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the power to stop writing pointless super powers

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The power to have a pointless power.

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the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

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the power to think with your mind only

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the power to drive well and see (applies to asians)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!