The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

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the power to masturbate just one time a day

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The power to never get drunk

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the power to jump high but u have no legs

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The power to die on command

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The power to RickRoll yourself.

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The power to turn any object into food

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The power to always throw a seven with two dice, but only when no one's looking.

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The power of night-blindness.

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The power to find lost socks.

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the power to shit cellulose

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The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

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The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

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The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The power to let anything you eat taste like sh*t

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the power to transform into Kanye West

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The power to like Justin Beiber

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

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To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

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The power to waste time reading this.

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the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!