The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

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the power to make enemies blind only when their in a dark alley

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The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

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The power to automaticaly eat yourself when you get hungry

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The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

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The ability to smooth a criminal

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The power to die and come back to life every 10 minutes.

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the power to eat 3 times the amount of jello that a normal person can

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The power to turn cake into poop.

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The ability to have a large staple embedded in your face.

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to transform into a middle aged woman to fondle with your own tits(every mans dream)

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Power to sleep without eyelids

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The power to die and then come back in the center of the Sun.

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The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

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The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

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The ability to turn a motor bike into dolphin food

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the power to sneeze whenever you want

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The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

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the ability to run for president only if you're sarah palin

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The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

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The power to give you`re own comment a +1 and believe you can hide it from the rest.

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Being alive (until you die).

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!