The power to know why how the frige light only turn on when you open.

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The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

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The power to make any pencil dull. GET IT? IT'S POINTLESS. AHAHHAHAHAHAH

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the power to evenly cook a hot pocket.

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the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

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ability to have sexual intercourse with homosexuals like Levi Hahne

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the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

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Everything Hawkeye does

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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The power to destroy the earth the next time you blink.

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The power to cum everytime you see a women

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The power to lose all your limbs

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The power to find the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle

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teleport to the place where you stand

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The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

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the ability turn off your super ability.....

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The power to release the bogus

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The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

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The power to find treasure, when you try to look for it.

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The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

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The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

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The power to make dogs quit sniffing you.

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the power to go slower than a snail :l

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The ability to tear the toilet paper roll perfectly.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!