the power to have diarrhea at any time

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The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

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The power to create another human

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the power to fly two inches above solid ground at the speed you walk

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The power to orgasm every five.. UGGHOOOAAHAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

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The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

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The power to see via toe nails

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The power to open any door with no lock on it.

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The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

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The power to be unkillable when you'r not in danger.

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Reverse Pooping

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The power to poo without wiping.

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

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The power to have a normal sized torso, but short legs.

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The power of being aquaman.

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the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

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to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

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the power to fax people with your mind

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the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

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The power to add a minus to your bank account balance.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!