The power to poo in the toilet

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The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

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The power to jump only one centimeter high.

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The power of superspeed...which comes with horrible stamina and Asthma.

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The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

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The power to travel 60 miles an hour while inside of a vehicle.

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the ability to shit active helicopters

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the power to commit crime.

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

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The ability to turn incredibly ugly in a beauty padgent

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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to spelle caretly

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The power to science.

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The Power Hear Everything that happens within the closest McDonald's

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The power to instantly determine when someone is a dumbass.

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The power to go back in time and kill yourself in the past.

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to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

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Super Stength Backlash: Power of an incredibly powerful punch, but everytime you strike the force is reflected back onto you.

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THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

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The power of levitate at will but only in a zero-gravity environment.

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The power to shoot socks out of your hands.

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The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

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The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!