the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The power to eat anything you like and still be fat.

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the power to make bubles without soap

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Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

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The power to turn Coke into Pepsi

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The ability to glow but only in broad daylight

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the power to kill yourself

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The ability to have a Prius the literally yells out "IIIIIII"MMMMM GAY"

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The ability to run faster than the speed of sound, but only when laying down.

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the power to randomly die at any moment

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power to see through glass doors

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The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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The power to turn into a mouse. But only in front of a gang of cats.

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The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

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The power to meme 20% harder

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The power to metabolize alcohol faster than you can consume it.

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the power to not finish your

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The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

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The ablity to hate everything.

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The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

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The power to turn into a toothpick. Once. And you can't go back.

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The power to create fire only when totally submerged underwater.

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The power to smell WiFi Signals

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To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!