The power to see through solid glass, water, and air.

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The power to see through stuff, but you can't turn it off.

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spontaneous ejaculation

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The power of eating but only when you're dead

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The power to open doors that are already open

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The ability to charge my iPhone, by starring at it real hard while rubbing my nipples!!!

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The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

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The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

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The power to fluently speak all languages of the world but only when you are sleeping.

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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the power to fly only when you are sleeping

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The ability to visually contract STD's

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The power to be never need to use the bathroom

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

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The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

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the ability to laugh like george bush

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Ability to Fly!...a plane

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The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

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the ability to wake up on an elephant

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the power to see the present

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The power to die but once

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The power to be able to turn any internet connection into dial up. Instantly

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!