the power to trip on shoe laces, even when they are not even your own.

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The power to turn into a frog that fires is lazah everytime someone says "Hey".

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The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

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The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

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the power to jizz on cue

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The ability to fly while on a plane. You can only do this at the same altitude and speed of the plane.

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The power to throw fireballs only under water

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the power to see through windows

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The power to use your dick/tits as your cellphone at any time.

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The power to see very far with the eyes closed.

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the power to turn into a random piece of fruit.

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Turning invisible when no one is watching you. -Alex

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Super strength, but when nobody is watching, (including you)

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The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

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The power to run in lightspeed when you sit on a wheelchair.

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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The power of compulsive lying.

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the ability to finish dinner three days after it was served

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The abilty to go through water.

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The power to fly at 1 mile per hour.

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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i like pie.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!