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The power to raise or lower the temperature of the room you're in by 1 degree.

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the power to make your voice sound like a two year old little girl's.

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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the power to have ultimate ninjaskills only when being alone.

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The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

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The ability to know the current mood of your doppleganger.

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The power to give someone any times of powers. But only when the person already has that power

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The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

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The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to do anything for love, but not "that".

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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The power to turn water into water with a yellow tint.

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to see through objects, thus not seeing anything.

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The power to make any pencil dull. GET IT? IT'S POINTLESS. AHAHHAHAHAHAH

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the power to evenly cook a hot pocket.

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the ability to have children fully grown

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The power to slow down wet paint's drying speed.

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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the ability to jump higher and further then anyone, but only if their in a wheelchair

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the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

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the power to jump, but only on any surface

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!