The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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to have a limb drop off every day but it grow back the next

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The power to turn your navel upside down

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The ability to sneeze flames.

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The power to have any power on this list but only 1 at any given point in time.

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The power of gentle breeze

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The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

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The power to call police only when already killed.

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

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the ability to do absolutely nothing

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The power to spawn shoes on your feet, only if you have no socks on.

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The ability to not lose the game.

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The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

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The power to change the temperature in a room up or down by 1 degree.

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the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

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The power to never finish your sente

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The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

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The power to run fast, but turn black in the process. oh yea and the power only works in police stations

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The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

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The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

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the power to shit cellulose

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!