the power to eat waffles

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The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

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The ability to turn bread into really burnt toast while no one is watching.

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Genetic immunity to the bubonic plague.

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the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

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The power to read the minds of chickens every other Tuesday.

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the power to see through my eye lids

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The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

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The ability to go into labor 200 miles away from the nearest hospital

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The power to accidentally make pop-up adds appear on the device you are using if you click the X on a website or add!

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The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

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Gay mens power to making straight women like them...

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The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

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The ability to walk five hundred miles but than you have to walk five hundred more.

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The power to read the entire Twilight series withou suffering brain damage, only once you have to read all four books in the same sitting.

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Strength to instantly kill anyone just by lightly tapping them, as long as they're physically stronger than you.

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the power to hear and understand all living things within 100 meters but they cant understand you and you can never turn it off.

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The ability to fly but only if you're on the ground

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The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

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The power to bread toast!

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The power to make any can of soda react as though it has been dropped down a flight of stairs when you open it.

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the power to fly indoors

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The power to slam a revolving door.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!