The power rangers

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The power to brag about having a super power.

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The power to come up with pointless superpowers on a website about pointless superpowers.

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The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?

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The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

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the power to see poorly during night time and considerably better during the day with the help of +5 glasses

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The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

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The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

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The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

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The power to become square shaped each time you are on fire. Moral: Try rolling on the ground now bitch...

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The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

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he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

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The ability to charge my iPhone, by starring at it real hard while rubbing my nipples!!!

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The ability to make everything on you invisible, exept yourself

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The power to look into cheese.

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The ability to create one iron nail. The power can only be used at 12:45 P:M every five days, and will only work if the nail you created previously has been destroyed and/or broken down to a state in which it would be unusable as a typical nail.

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The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

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the ability to tell time without a watch

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The power to turn gold into lead.

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The power to used any power i want when you're asleep

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Autokinesis (the ability to move your own body).

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The power to believe people will vote for you`re comment, which starts WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY in the back.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!