The power to liquify yourself.

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The power to see through tinted glass.

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The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

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The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

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The power to emit a smell like vanilla at will.

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power to fly...backwards.

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The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to heat any object with your mind, but only to current room temperature and only as fast as it would have taken if you had done nothing.

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The power to see all things visible

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The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

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The power to always be the third in the slowest supermarket lines.

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The power to read the minds of hobos. ( now you know what hobos think about you )

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The ability to make everything on you invisible, exept yourself

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The power to make police believe you're driving in the wrong lane

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The ability to wink with both eyes, at the same time

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The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

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The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

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The power to predict when a door will unlock.

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power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

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the power to shit brixs. oh wait i can everyone can already do that

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To never remember what the word if means

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The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

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The power to poop standing up

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!