The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

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The power to become helpless at will.

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The power to grab a cats face

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The power to poop kittens with mittens

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The ability to say "MISSING FINGERS" on Shitbrix.com

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The power to eat nandos

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The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

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The power to sneeze in front of birthday cakes

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x-ray vision so strong that everything becomes invisible

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The power of flight but only when you're within three feet of another person.

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Having taste buds in your anus.

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the ability to throw a midget further than any mortal man

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The ability to make yourself rich unless you are using it on yourself...

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The power to be invisable when your dead

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The ability to smell colors

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the power to have an organsim when your a boy

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The Ability to longer your arms and fingers but only if you are picking a booger....

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The power to control sloths

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The power to produce a single penny by tapping your index finger against any surface.

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The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

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The power to overcome any addiction by constantly doing whatever you are addicted to.

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The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

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The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

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the power to listen to music when you have headphones

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!