the power to become slightly sticky

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The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.

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ur mother so ugly she gave the devil a heart attack

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The ability to fly at the speed of light, but can never stop.

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The power to predict how an event could have played out, but only after the event has already happened.

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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the power to have to pee on a long road trip and there are no bathrooms around.

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The ability to reverse your digestive system.

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Power to see through clothes... only to see more clothes

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The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

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The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

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Power to sleep without eyelids

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The ability to handle the truth.

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The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

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The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.

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The power to stick peanut butter to the roof of your mouth while wearing dentures

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The power to elect George W Bush.

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The power to shoot "milk" from your crotch at will

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The power to ejaculate needles.

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Having a 5 second eidetic memory

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Most of God`s powers. One: He has existed eternally, and one day he said: LET THERE BE LIGHT! Uh... so he has lived eternal eternities in the dark? Explains his shitty mood... Two: Speaking about let there be light... the very first sentence he utters is wrong, because "First God created light".... And then he went "oops" and time traveled back in time to create voice first so he could say anything? Three: He sent his son to combat sin... how powerful is sin? So powerful that a so called omnipotent being had to sacrifice his son? And what sacrifice is it to have your immortal son killed just to prove that he is immortal? Sounds like a guy being sawed in half and then coming out whole... TADAH! (applause from the audience). So in the end he sacrificed... nothing? He died to prove he could not die? Moral: Jesus: Epic troll..

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The power of turning butter into concrete.

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The power to not do it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!