A good Kisser

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The power to like any show

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The power fuse yourself with a two lifeless jellyfish use their vital systems

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The power to make hot strippers appear. The catch is that you have less than a second or else they become pedobear.

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The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

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The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

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The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

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The power to give your wife rights

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

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The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

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The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

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the power to change the day to sunday at 5:59am

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The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

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The power to accidentally make pop-up adds appear on the device you are using if you click the X on a website or add!

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The ability to Hi

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Projectile Perspiration: The ability to perspire on other people, up to 2 meters away.

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The power of being able to punch everything so hard that it explodes.........BUT you are not resistant to the explosions.

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The power to recognize a Jackson Pollock painting from blobs of paint.

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The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

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the power to read your own mind

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The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

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The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.

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The power to cure cancer, but cause death by radiation poisoning.

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The power to give people std's during intercourse

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!