The ability to shrink the size of your third toe on your right foot every leap year.

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The power to hold your breathe 1 second shorter than usualy when at a depth of over 20 feet

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The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

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The power of becoming sick when you need it.

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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The awsome power of inventing something that is alredy invented .__.

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The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

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The ability to make your heart teleport.

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The ability to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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the power to become super attractive, when around blind people only

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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to be shitty

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the ability to have $100,000,000 but owe your ex-wife $99,999,999

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To call me maybe

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The power to enter the Google Earth and change everything.

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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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The power to shrink your private parts.

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the power to steal 4 avocados in july at a supermarket at 9:37 am in your underpants without arms while a cop laughs at how stupid you look. plus while you do that a cute marshmallow comes and rapes your children.

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the ability to stay in the same place while running

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The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

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the power to think of powers

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the ability to not hear or feel yourself pass gas that is abnormally loud.

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the power to think about old pointless super powers ideas.

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The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!