The ability to turn a computer off at will, except it must in the middle of saving your term paper.

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The ability to breath outside the water

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the power to frow up when your not sick.

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to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

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The ability to be able to transform into a spork.

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the power to transform into yourself

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The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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The power to talk to animals and have them partially understand you.

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The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

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The power to uncontrollably say a pun every sentence during funerals

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The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

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you can shoot cars but the always hit you

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The power to move any object, but you're blind

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Being able to poop your pants at will with no control over it.

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The power to give the wrong directions

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The power to produce a single penny by tapping your index finger against any surface.

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The power to type some incredibly perverted "superpowers" and get a boner while laughing so loud the neighbors on both sides of your apartment closed their windows.

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The power to live without water but you're trapped at sea

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The power to moonwalk, but only on the moon

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The power to shoot 3 cotton balls from your hands every 10 days.

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the ability to kill yourself... twice

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The ability to be invisible whenever you take a slefie

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!