The power to unsee the unseen.

Your mom is so ugly, she was mercilessly bullied through high school and had severe depression and self-esteem issues. The power to post anti-jokes only on pointless superpowers.

The ability to walk slower than everyone else

The power to cook pop tarts really fast

The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

The power to make someone think about frogs

the power to kiss your own ass

Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

The power to swallow chewed up food.

The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in

The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

To call me maybe

The power to tell if a politician is lying. (They always are.)

The power to make pointless super powers

The ability to be a jew during the holocaust

The power to hold your breath for one to two minutes.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!