The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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The power to erect your nipples at will.

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The power to mind reeds

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the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

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The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

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The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

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The power to even

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The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

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The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

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The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

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The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

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the ability to kill yourself... twice

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The power to enter into a Coalition with the Conservative Party

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The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.

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The power to taste the air.

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The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

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The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

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the power to see through tv's but only when your trying to watch one

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the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

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The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

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The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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the power to be invisible, but only at night

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!