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Taekwondo
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+38
The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.
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The power to see through your eyelids when blinking.
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The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.
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The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.
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The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.
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the ability to talk like Bill Cosby
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The power to see five seconds into the future.
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The power to moves in slow motion.
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the ability to be tied to train tracks
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Mutant Paper-skeleton.
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The power to shit someone elses pants.
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The power to be too lazy to finish your own sente
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the ability to run for president only if you're sarah palin
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The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..
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The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.
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The power to clap with one hand.
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The power to grow amazingly long pubic hair!
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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors
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i want my mum
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The power to be the most amazing singer in the world, but only when nobody can hear you.
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The power to change the colour of your right index finger
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The power to not laugh at midgets when your stoned.
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The power to give you`re own comment a +1 and believe you can hide it from the rest.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!