Being Aquaman

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the abilty to be lynched at will

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The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

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The power to breath fire even though you are not fireproof.

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the power to do 1,000,000 pushups but you cant record it or show anyone

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The ability to see through glass.

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The power to elect George W Bush.

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The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

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The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

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The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

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The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

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The power to not sneeze in awkward situations, unless told otherwise.

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The power to die at will

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The power to never have sex....jack.

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The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

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The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

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The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

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To be immune to every 37th bullet that hits you.

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The power to taste farts instead of smell them

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The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!