The power to hold your breath under water unless you're wet.

the power to finish an all you can eat

the power to have sex with a woman and then cause her to think she was raped.

The power to slow down time while you are at school

The power to remember everything then forgetting it 10 seconds later.

Death at will

The ability to grow trees out of money.

The ability to see women naked, but only if they weigh 400 pounds or more.

The power to jerk off without using your hands

the power to read something without looking at it

The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

like this if your name is jack

Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.

The ability to not have a super power.

The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

The power to poop AAA batteries when you only need AA's.

The power to walk on frozen water.

The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

The power to be justin beiber


The power to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

The power to create fire only when totally submerged underwater.

The ability to see everything in black and white.

The ability to pass out at will.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!