The power to die

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The power to read the mind of anyone who is having the exact same thought as you.

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the power to slitely change how you look by smiling

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The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

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The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

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The power to have really sweaty palms.

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The power to even

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

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The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

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The power to take away powers but only your own.

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The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

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The ability to fart inwards.

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having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

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The power to fill trash cans with garbage

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the power to eat as many brownies as you like without getting sick, but to be allergic to chocolate.

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Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

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The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

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The power to read captchas 2% faster than usual.

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!