The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

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The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

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The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

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The power to fly, but only when on the ground

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power to breathe

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The power to open shampoo and conditioner bottles by blinking.

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the power of the succulent game

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The power to only give a thumbs down rating.

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The power to think your dreams are real.

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The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

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The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

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THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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Writing "because moral man loves you" Moral: I am far too antisocial to love everyone, I mean the more love for me the better... so I can give a lot to my girlfriend too... love you baby! (my girlfriend duh) Moral 2: Someday ill tell her that I type this comments, and if you thumb this up, she will find out I declared my love here too... aww... love the man that does not love you... for love! Me: Huh? My head is spinning... and if yours is too, then thumb this comment up.

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the power to spawn goosebumps when ever you want

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The Power To Become A Housefly And Be Immediately Killed By Your Mother

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The ability to smell like a rotting corpse

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the power to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to take a pill without drinking anything.

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the ability to bend your leg.

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The power to die

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The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

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The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.

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The power to believe it's not butter

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The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!