The power to always make a street light turn red as you approach it!

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The power to have no powers

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The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

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The power to be a man that makes very good sammiches.

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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The power to hypnotize aliens.

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The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

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The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

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The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

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The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

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The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

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The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

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the power to see through tv's but only when your trying to watch one

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The power to pointlessly read books really fast

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The power to get to the end of Temple Run

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The power to science.

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The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.

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The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

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The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

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The ability to not make a face when eating a lemon, but only after you have already eaten 5 lemons.

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The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

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To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!