µ the ability to make that site work XD

the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

The power to fart at will.

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The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

The power to hypnotize aliens.

The power to dance really well

the power to uncontrollably say but I love you, when you're breaking up with someone

The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself

The power to do something while you can play games.

the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time

The ability to crap out acid once every month.

The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!