The power drown in water

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

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The power to walk 1% faster.

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The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

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the power of turn yourself into a mexican

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Invisible handwriting.

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The power to die using only your mind.

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the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to look what is at the back of your head.

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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The power to control the weather, but only in space

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

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The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

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The ability to masturbate with your non-dominant arm.

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The power to see through horses

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!