The power of Bulletproof fingernails

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The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

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Really bendy thumbs.

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The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

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The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

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The power to see through windows

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the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The power to see at night but only black objects.

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The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

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The Power to smell a Fart before it actually comes out. -scratchy

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The power to see things with your eyes open

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The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.

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the power to jizz money

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The ability to be Edward Cullen

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The power to explode on demand.

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The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

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The power to turn into Donald Trump hair

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To have the ability to trip over your own "meat curtains" at will and make it look graceful... somehow.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!