The power to give your wife rights

The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

The power to pee standing up

To Turn Thin To Macho but only in left arm

The power to cook bad meals.

the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

the power to fly but only upward

The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

the power to do 1,000,000 pushups but you cant record it or show anyone

Immunity to medication

The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

The power to have 20/20 hindsight.

The power to to do everything a normal human can do.


The ability to have a gigantic erection, but only when a gay man is fantisizing about you

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!