The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

The power to know the end of every movie ever.


The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

The power to turn int water when your in water.

The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

The power to communicate with earthworms.

The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese

the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire or be

The power to jump 1 inch higher.

The power to wink really fast.

The power to make objects slightly furry

The power to not have a brain!

The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

The power to stand still for five hours

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!