The power to get hard at will.

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The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

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The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

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The power to just eat one lays potato chip

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The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

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The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

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The power to turn all of the air into a solid.

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The power to be a virgin forever.

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The power to die using your willpower.

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The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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ability to run very fast forever

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The power to spit venom, but it misses 99.9% of the time.

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The ability to have a xredit card with no limit but not know the pin

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The Power to turn all your friends into a one dollar bill.

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the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

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solar powered night-vision

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The ability to become visible at will.

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The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!