The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

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the power to eat your cereal and milk with a knife

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The power to go back in time but only in the year 17.

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the ability to lick your own elbow

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The power that turns farts into music.

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The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

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The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

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to not blink for 5 seconds

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The power to walk through air.

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The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

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the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

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The power to have a massive nob on your forehead and to attempt to have sex with anything with more then one lump on its chest :D

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The power to have no power.

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The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

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The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

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the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

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The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!