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To stab Djones
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The power to levitate 1 inch off the ground for 5 seconds at a time.
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The ability to laugh listening to Trololo
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The power to have sex with yourself.
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The ability to undo anybody's bra with your mind, but only when its not being worn.
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the power to be as dumb as george bush and as useless as barrak obama
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The power to make hats fall in love.
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~The ability to understand Bob Dylan...~
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to wash cloths when they are washing
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The power to grow your toenails, but only one at a time.
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The ability to spread toe jam on toast
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the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples
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The power to speak one language fluently.
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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS
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The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.
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The ability to get a degree in performing arts
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The power to count to infinity.
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The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.
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The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!