The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

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The power to not have this superpower

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The power to take a s*** on people

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the super power to remove your super power

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el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

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the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

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The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

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The power to urinate in mouth.

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the power to die at will

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To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

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Meatvision.

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The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

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The power to elect George W Bush.

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The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

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Having a 5 second eidetic memory

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!