the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

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The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.

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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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The power to play a flute with your ass

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Nothing

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

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The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

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The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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The power to even

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The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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The power to fly but only when touching the ground

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The power to increase you`re pain at will.

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the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

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The power to understand math.

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The power to grow one inch, but you need to shrink one inch to do so.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!