the power the convince people if they agree

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The super power to make sandwiches oober quick

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The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

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The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

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The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

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the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

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The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

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the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

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The power to spit fire only by drinking gas into a flame - Isaac goodall

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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The power to pee poop

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to remember everything then forgetting it 10 seconds later.

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The power to cheat death, but only when your alive...

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The ability to perfectly feign death for 10 days (no less), then wake up in a very small place.

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The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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The power to turn wine into water.

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The ability to switch your fingers with thumbs, and your thumbs with baby corn.

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The power to rape your mom.

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The power to read thoughts but it reads everyones thoughts at the same time and you can't decipher whose thought is whose

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The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

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The power to make bones of your body disappear and make them reappear in the wrong place

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The power to slip on anything.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!