The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

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The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

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The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

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Being only half invisible.

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the power to misspell

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The ability to swim in water.

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The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

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the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

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The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

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The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

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The power to not be Chuck Norris.

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the power to read something without looking at it

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The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

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The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

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The power to turn into a mouse. But only in front of a gang of cats.

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The super power to shine in daylight

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the power to make bubles without soap

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The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

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The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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The power of reading the entire terms of service and understand it in less than 10 hrs.

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The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

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The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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Everything Hawkeye does

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The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!