The power to uncontrollably say "thats what she said" whenever it is possible, even if its really shitty

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

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the power to dodge cars only when they are parked

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Third armpit.

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The power to understand irony.

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The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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Telekinetic power over styrofoam

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The power to create powers

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The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

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the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers

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The power to control your own mind.

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The power to snore inhumanly loud

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The ability to not have a super power.

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the power to throw dead dogs at your enemies

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The power to smell inside of your own butt.

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The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

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the power to make music for deaf people

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The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to think of a good super power right now.

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Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

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The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!