The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

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The power to log out of Facebook using only your mind.

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The power to run in lightspeed when you sit on a wheelchair.

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The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

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The power to jump borders, but you live and are confined to Iceland.

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the power to like mass effect 3

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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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the power to morph into yourself

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the power to read and agree to the terms or service

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The power to make pointless super powers

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The power to see through a hole

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The power to wear your shirt backwards all day.

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The power to get rid of feminism

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The ability to turn a computer off at will, except it must in the middle of saving your term paper.

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power to lower your own ego.

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The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

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you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

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The power to run through walls, but you have to be running at full speed.... and it only works 50% of the time.

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el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

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the power to eat when your hungry

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The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

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The power of micro penis.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!