The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

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the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

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The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

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The power to turn wine into water

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the power of being yourself

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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the power of being republican

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The power to understand irony.

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The power to shit dirt!

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The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

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The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.

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The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

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The power to laugh while laughing.

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The power to write any thing on your chest with clear paint

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The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

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whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

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The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

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The power to be scared shitless and run around like a retard for about 100 minutes.

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the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

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the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

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the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

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The power to go back to Anti-jokes.

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the power to count from A to purple

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!