The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

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the ability to make your eyes pop out.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to smell farts nearby

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The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

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The power to have a power but having a power that disables the last power.

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The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

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the ability to force people to yawn against their will/better judgement, merely by using the word yawn, and having them read the word yawn..or just by yawning in their presence!

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The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

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The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

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The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

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The power of inverted tastebuds (spicy food tastes sweet etc.)

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The power to achieve orgasm within 3 seconds

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The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.

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the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

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The power to open a walnut with your mind

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The power of never finishing what you sta

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The power to become extremely strong unless there is someone stronger around you.

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The ability to see yourself sleeping.

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The power to fly, but only when you're in water

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Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

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The power to change the temperature in a room up or down by 1 degree.

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The power to pee laser that only is meant for pointing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!