The power to tie your shoes...... while your on BOTH knees

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The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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The power to create a pointless superpower

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the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

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The power to turn into a pebble

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The power to yell WOW THOSE ARE SOME GIANT MELONS LADY! And have her blush and giggle, as your girlfriend grabs you and kisses you, just to make sure to "balloon lady" that you are not on the free market. Moral: And you think I act unusual here... Hah! That is simply because you lack the ability to love... the most important person in your life, the one that will take care of your beloved ones, the one that will inspire his friends... Yourself... sadly we are in a time period where being a modest emo is in... Well, I am out! Out there, being free!

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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The power to plank

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The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

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the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

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The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

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The power to get this. Do you get it?

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the power to turn retarted

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The power to make infinite paper clips.

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The Power To Melt into goop when you eat Delicious food

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The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

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Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

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the ability to travel forward in time at the speed of regular time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!