The power to make you`re penis really long! Like 500 meters long, and not being able to make it short(er) again.

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The power to see what's behind you.

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The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

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The power to fly, but only when you're on a plane

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the power to get free airplane flights but only to the place you are in

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The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

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The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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The power to hate/love/care about me because of who I am. Moral: Relax dear friends (you other fools relax too) I was born this way, and I love every second of it, I am on fire and this workout gives me so damn much pheromones and testosterone that I am gonna invite a cute friend and have a damn threesome! Why, because its a mans world... never forget that kids...

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

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The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

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The power to remove the power within.

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The power to make cheeseburgers only when your tummy is full.

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the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

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The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

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The power to light glue on fire.

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The power to cum extremely hard inside you`re mother.

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The power to make other people hold their breath.

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the power to fail at everything you

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The ability to smell colors

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The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to think your dreams are real.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!