the power to melt your bones

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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They power to be able to make meth.

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The power to jump and fly for 1 second.

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The ability to find a squirrels nuts

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The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

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The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

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The power to pee and poop at the same time.

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The power to kill yourself, but revive at the same age only to find yourself in the other gender.

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The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

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The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

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The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

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To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

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the power to freeze time by 10 seconds but in the process freeze yourself too - mleo1

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The ability to fart pee.

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The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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Meatvision.

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the power to die at will

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The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

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The power to moonwalk backwards

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the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room

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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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the power to read something without looking at it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!