the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

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The power of women's rights.

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the power of superspeed but only backwards

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The power to turn into an escalator

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The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

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The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

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the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

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The ability to fart like a zombie.

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the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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The power to stop existing.

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The power to knock yourself unconscious

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The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

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The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

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The power to think of a pointless superpower

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The power to make anything into toilet paper.

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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Being a freemason

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

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The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

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The Power to beat a Mairo game

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The ability to morph into someone else's left butt cheek

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The power to be yourself.

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The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!