The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

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The ability to blow air out but only after inhaling air The ability to rapidly grow body hair whenever you sneeze The ability to post pointless super powers onto a website The ability to teleport to a dimension where you are about to be eaten during a zombie apocalypse and not be able to come back. The ability to go to prison and not be able to get out.

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The uncontrollable power of making your sex partner sleep

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The power to only use yahoo.com

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The power to control mealworms

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The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

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the power to make your nipples dissappear

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The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

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the power to melt your bones

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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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the power to milk cows with your mind

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to find the end of the sticky tape

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The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

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the power to teleport 0.001cm in front of you

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Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

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The power to be attracted by bullets

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the ability to write this useless super power idea:"The power to make any pencil dull. GET IT? IT'S POINTLESS. AHAHHAHAHAHAH" without being a mentally retarded.

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The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

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THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

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the power to become invisible when no one sees you including security cameras

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!