The power to smell whore

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Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

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h owe to orge h irs n as ette of a or

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The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

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The ability to teleport to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

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The power of eating from ears.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to eat food

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The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

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The power to be immortal but only in times where it does not mater, stops working after the age of 50.

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The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

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The power to be really bad at math.

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the ability to levitate

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The power to blow up when you blink

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The power of creating poop.

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The power to have no power

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The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

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The power to teleport 10 years into the past just by sneezing. You also become hyper allergic to everything. And of course, you have no way to travel forward...

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the power to be really itchy.

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The power to disappear only when you're about to have sex.

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The power to become a carrot.

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The ability to create pointless super powers

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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THe power too spel.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!