The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

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Power to develop diseases.

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The power to think your dreams are real.

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The power to do reverse moonwalk

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The ability to fly at will but only if you are zoned out

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The power to waste money

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The power to shit 1 penny per every year

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The power to make a few turtles fly

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the power to buy a size 11 shoe but needing a 15

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The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

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The power to blame it on the Boogie

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The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

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the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

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The power to use a rectangular prism to generate electricity to go on a square-shaped object full of pixels and create things with it.

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The ability to police irony

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The Power to lose a fight before it begins

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The power to shrink by 23 centimetres every time you sneeze

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The ability to walk over ball pits.

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The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

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The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

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the power to read this sentence

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!