The power to see you're self in a mirror

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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The power to make a baby stop crying for 1 second

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The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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The power to turn red apples green over 15 days by eating them with a knife and fork....

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the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

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The power of bullet atraction

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The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

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The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

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The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

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To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.

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The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

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The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.

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The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

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The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!