The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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the power to shit liquidly

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The power to be gay on command.

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The power to transform into a homeless person.

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The power to catch em all

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The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

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the power to sneeze whenever you want

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the power to fail at life

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The powerto become horny at will, but nothing can be done about it.

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The power of flight but only when you're within three feet of another person.

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The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

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The ability to get up early for school, but only on weekends.

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The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

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The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf

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The power of night vision, but only during the day.

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the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

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The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

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Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

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The power to lower your IQ (irreversible)

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the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

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The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

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The power to teleport yourself one step away

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!