The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

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The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

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the pouwer giv mee gramr

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the power to fly two inches above solid ground at the speed you walk

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The abilitie to lick your elbow.

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the power to unload massive amounts of jizz while taking a dump

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the ability to read the future, but hate to read

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The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

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The power to jack off 1,000 times a day.

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The power to get older 10 times faster then normal

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THE POWER TO FUCK ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SUCK

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The power to ejaculate only when you're greeting someone

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The ability to identify commonly known objects.

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The power to kill someone at 20 meters with your mind, but it doesn't work within 21 meters.

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The power to have an endless amount of bladder space, but you are born lacking the ability to urinate.

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The power to die when u drink bleach

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The power to increase the loudness of a crying baby.

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The power of night-vision, but only you're in a bright place.

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The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

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The power to fly for as long as the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The power of turning poo into Adam Sandler movies

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the power to have your farts smell of cinnamon

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The power to see things clearly 10 Km away but not see anything closer than that

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The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!