The ability to predict the future .000001 seconds in advance.

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

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The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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The power to speak to toasters

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Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

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the ability to Sh!t while running at full speed

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The power to see the future five days after it has happend

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The power to have extremely good eye site, but only when your eyes are closed!

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The power to display emotions at will

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the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

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the superpower to turn into a chicken in a processing plant

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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the power to get wider by eating junk food

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The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

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The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

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The power to teleport to the center to the center of the Earth.

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The power to light glue on fire.

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the power to fart the alphebet

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The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

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The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

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The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!