The power to forget what your superpower is

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The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

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The power to get this. Do you get it?

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The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

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The power to turn into a pebble

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The power to fly when your touching the ground

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the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

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the power to see through glass

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The power to be never need to use the bathroom

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the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

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The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

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The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

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The power to see into the present

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The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

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The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

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the power to eat cheese 24/7

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The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

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the pouwer giv mee gramr

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The power to only be able to eat poop

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the power to finish your plate of veggies when ever you like.

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the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!