The power to be fireproof under water

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The power to do anything you don't want to do.

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The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

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The power to piss lemon juice

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

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to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

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The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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The power to see through pastry..

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The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.

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The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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The ability to have a gigantic erection, but only when a gay man is fantisizing about you

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The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them

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The power to die early.

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The power to run as fast as a snail.

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The power to stick your head up your ass

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mime-o-moid. The power to pretend to be stuck in a box, walk a dog and climb a rope.

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the power to any ugly person love you.

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The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

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The power to drown on land.

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!