The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

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The power to summon cops to arrest you

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Balls.

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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The power to potato.

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The power to not be able to get powers

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The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

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The power of reading the entire terms of service and understand it in less than 10 hrs.

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The ability to dress in a crappy costume on Halloween

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The power to greatly enlarge your penis only if you are presenting.

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The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

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the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

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The ability to make slightly off colored flags of any country that can not be used in combat.

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The power to say something only when you have a mouth

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

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The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

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The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.

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The power to have 21/20 vision.

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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!