The power to change your emotions

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

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The power to write fast but only when your hungry

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the power to make thin air that is harmless

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The ability to go poop and pee.

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The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.

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The power to enter into a Coalition with the Conservative Party

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The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

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The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

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The power to jump and fly for 1 second.

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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the power to find a websites that shows you pointless superpowers...

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Meatvision.

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The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

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The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.

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the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

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The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

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The power to make you fap to anything.

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The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.

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The power to make someone forget you as soon as they laid eyes on you making you lonely forever:)

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The power to look TV

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The power to do anything you don't want to do.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!