The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

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The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.

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The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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The power to sh*t bricks

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The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

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The power to be invisible if you're blind

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

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The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

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The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

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The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

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The power to make dogs quit sniffing you.

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By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

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The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language

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The power to see what's behind you.

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The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

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The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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The power to smell farts nearby

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The power to exist

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to do anything within your limits.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!