The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

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The ability to constantly touch yourself.

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thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

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the power to transform into Pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The power to resist trolling.

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The power to not be Chuck Norris.

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the power to die tomorrow morning.

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Immunity to curable diseases.

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The power to instantly faceplant when jumping

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The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

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The power to close your nose

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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The power to turn wine into water

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Uber Sensitive man, in terms of touch and emotion.

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the power to smell shit from miles away

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The ability to vote

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The power to peak braille

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The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

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The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

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the power of fart helium

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The power to go to hell

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the ability to fly underwater.

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the power to turn into nothing.

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The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!