The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

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pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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The power of 3 seond super strength,

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the power to stop time for everything... including yourself

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

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the power to fly while under water

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The power to divide by 0

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the power to see when the lights are on

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shit and piss at the same time

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The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

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The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

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The power to be able to walk .00000002 times faster whenever you want

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The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

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The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

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The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

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The power to kill someone by looking at them but you must be blind

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The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

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the power to fall asleep while being awake

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The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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NMR Vision

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!