to poop a penny every year

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a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

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The power... to move you.

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The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

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The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

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the power to get in the van

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the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

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The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

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The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

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The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

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the power to win the crying game

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the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

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The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

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The power to pee poop

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The powert to look at people, only when you're alone.

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The power to turn the inside of your mouth into solid brass so you can safely eat Cap'n Crunch

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The ability to watch movies in 1D

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

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Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

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The power to eat air with your lungs

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The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!