The power to be a normal person

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The power to turn gold into dust

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The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

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The power to break your Nokia phone.

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The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

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The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

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the power to get free airplane flights but only to the place you are in

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The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

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the power to be allergic to every thing

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you do not need to eat but you have to sit

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The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

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The power to remove all flavour from food.

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The ability to see everything in black and white.

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The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

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The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

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The power to see oxygen.

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The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

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The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

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the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

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The power to be constantly reminded of the game

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The power to become a destructive green beast that demolishes cities, which you have absolutely no control over whenever you get angry or scared.

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The power to come back to life just by yelling: I LIVE AGAIN! Or RESURRECTION! (which is not easy when you are dead)

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Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!