The power to ejaculate napalm

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The power to see one second into the future before the moment you die but not be able to change anything.

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The power to read minds. ...of those who went through brain death.

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invinsibility to everything except for thing that hurt or kill you....

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The power to lick your elbow.

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the power to delete your own existence from the univers( aka you never existed in the first place and neither did the power )

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The power to science.

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The power to moves in slow motion.

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The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

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The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

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The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

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The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

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The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

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The power to piss only when sleeping.

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The power to jump really high but get hurt when you fall back down :You now posses airborne suicide DUMBASS

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Turning wine into water.

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The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

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The ability to become visible at will.

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The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

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The power to make anything into toilet paper.

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the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

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The power to change laws if you're allowed to.

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to freeze ice

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!