The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

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the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

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The power to see oxygen.

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The power to make remotes invisible

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The power of drawing perfects dog dicks, but not dogs at all.

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The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

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North Korea's Nuclear missile program.

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The power to control time, space and rule the universe... But only when you are dreaming.

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The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open.

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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The power to read minds, but only your own.

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The power to only be obesely fat.

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The power to make things invisible...to you.

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the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

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The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

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The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!