The power to not lie wall you activate"I Agree To TheTerms Of Sevice"

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The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

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the power to die if you think

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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the ability to digest any food easily

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The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

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The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

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the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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The power to read all these post's in less then a day

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The power to clap louder than anyone else in the room but only at inappropriate times

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The power to die at will.

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The power of creating poop.

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the power to talk to your elbow

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The power to think out loud without saying a word

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The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

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The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

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The power to quote memes randomly

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the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.

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The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

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The power to teleport dead dogs 1 foot away from you once a month

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The power to believe in yourself, when you can believe in me. Moral: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!

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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

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The power to kill someone with a knife

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!