The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

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The power to negate all powers including your own.

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

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The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

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The power to know everything in the universe but you are mute.

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yo mama

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the power to walk on land.

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The power to get older every second

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the power to be immune to every thing but only after u die

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The power to see through glass

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The power to slam a revolving door.

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Tah Puwir tu wright currectili

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The power to make anything money related to disappear.

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The power to fly but fall exactly in 1 second

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The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

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The ability to grow your hair at an ever so slightly extended rate!

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The power to shit pizza that tastes like shit.

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the power of cosmic pimping with a space suit on!

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The power to eat peas as a vegetarian

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The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!