To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

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The power to thumb up your own comments.

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The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

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The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

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the power not eat more than one pringel.

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The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

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32% Levitation.

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The power to stick your head up your ass

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The ability to read a doctor's handwriting

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The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

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The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

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The ability to sense any and all ham in a five mile radius.

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Stop clapping

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sexy

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The ability to turn anything into cheese, but be lactose intolerant.

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The ability to live forever until you die.

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The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

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The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

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To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

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The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

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the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

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The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!