The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.

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The power to become like chuck norris. Unfortunately before you get that power you to through the true CHUCK NORRIS!!

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The power to predict last week's lottery numbers

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The power to make yourself not have a super power

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the power to tolerate alex simpson

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The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

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The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

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The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

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The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

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The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...

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the power to be wrong

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The power to not have a brain!

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The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

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The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

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The ability to see through mirrors.

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The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

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The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

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The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

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the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

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the ability to walk half through a brick wall

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The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!