The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

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The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

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the power to self destruct without hurting people.

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The ability to arouse any woman over the internet but never meet them in person.

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

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Reverse Pooping

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Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.

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The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

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The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

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The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

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The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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the power to poo every time someone asks you out

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The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

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The ability to sense cheese.

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The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

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The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!