The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

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The power to know the answer to a test u already took.

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The power to get addicted to any drug ever unless you constantly use them.

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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The ability to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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The power to bleed on command

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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the power to kill yourself

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The ability to read anything, and never understand it.

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The power to talk to talking animals.

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the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

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the power to summon chuck norris... but he kicks your ass every time for bothering him

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The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The power to not die in lava but only when you are cold

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The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

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The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

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The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

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you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!