The power to go suicide

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The power to eat food.

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The superpower to think that you have a superpower

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the power to win any shit eating contest.

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Behold! The ability to taste water!

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The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

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The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

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The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

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The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

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The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

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the power to be a master carpenter, make anything, except love.

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The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

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the ability to grow and shrink... only inside buildings.

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The ability to see women naked, but only if they weigh 400 pounds or more.

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The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

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the power to youtube poop

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The ablity to crash your computer.

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the super power to remove your super power

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The power to shower naked.

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The power to be allergic to cat hair.

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The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

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The power to be half invisible

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The power to think outside the bun.

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The Ability to remove your penis and grow a new one. the old penis will grow roots and become a penis tree. A lovely addition to any home.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!