the ability to know if a movie is bad or good but only after you have watched it

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the power to fall asleep in your bed and wake up in a trash compacter

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The power to breath underwater only when on land.

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The power to change any font after the paper is printed. But it turns to comic sans

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the power of turnung into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power to teleport to the center to the center of the Earth.

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The power to attract bullets when a gun fires

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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The power to break out of jail when you're not in jail.

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The ability to breath under lava

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the power to predict the past

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The power to speak braille

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the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

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The power to see what a person is wearing.

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The power to shit 1 penny per every year

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the power to shit out of your nose

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The power of seeing and talking to God (in case there's one) but cannot really prove His existence to any other person. (Sounds really like any religious person there is).

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The power of being aquaman.

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The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

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The power to turn load noises into cake

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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

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The power to teleport a real life Herobrine in your face

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The power to transform into yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!