The power to see white objects in off white.

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The power to kill yourself at will

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The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

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The power to swallow chewed up food.

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The power to jerk off without using your hands

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Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

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The power to read the bible, and then learn hypnosis, and look at the bible again... Moral: And they say hypnosis is worthless because it is just suggestions... the bible uses EVERY single trick in the book, and the bible`s teaching lead to the "holy" crusades (of kill murder and rape across the world, too many died to count), the bigotry, greater intolerance to different people, and just now (Bush before him) Obama is assuring his people that this war is "GODS WILL!" And seriously, if darkness is considered evil... then no wonder Captain America and his men did not hesitate to kill and enslave Captain Africa and his people a couple years ago... And its still going on, thanks lord (sarcasm, duh) Suggestion: Most powerful force in the universe, and it is invisible to boot... daaaang im powerful.

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The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

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The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

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The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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The power of reading your own mind.

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The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

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The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

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the ability to do absolutely nothing

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The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

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The power to raise one eyebrow and make one person looking at you raise their eyebrow, then one person looking at them raise their eyebrow, and so on.

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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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the ability to walk through your clothes

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to do a hand stand with your feet

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The power to die randomly,for no reason.

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The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

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The power to not have a brain!

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An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!