The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

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To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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the power to fire my lazer

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The ability to turn into a really comfortable chair FOREVER.

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The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

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The ability to make children cry whenever they see you.

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To point out that the superpower below was the power to type partially invisible sentences. Moral: I did not realize that most of you would find that too hard to understand, but thumb me up if you did... And thumb me up if you did not... (watches comment disappear in the minus 10000 comments section) Damn flashes of the future... Heck! Just thumb it up if you like it because you liked it... and leave it be if you do not... or else I will use my most evil superpower in the world: Ignorance... aka I will ignore it.

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The power to turn invisible but only different parts of the body and happens at random times of the day.

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WHO'S THE DILLWEED WHO WRITES DUMB JOKES.?

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The power to enter the Google Earth and change everything.

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The power to see through windows.

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The power to talk to animals but only if they've been run over first.

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The power to get raped at will

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The power to not go to wor unless it's a work day and to not fell pain unless you get hurt.

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The power to have no powers

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The power of X-Ray vision but you can see only through aluminum and tin cans.

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The power to die and come back to life every 10 minutes.

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The power to heat any object with your mind, but only to current room temperature and only as fast as it would have taken if you had done nothing.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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the power of sleep while you're trying to wri... zZzZzZ

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The power to find kebbler elfs

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The power to telekinetically strap on the passengers seatbelt , but only when it's empty.

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The power to touch objects that are a millimeter from your fingertips.

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The power to fly at 1 mile per hour.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!