The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

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The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

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The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

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The power to torture yourself and you are also immortal but will immediately die if you are not constantly tortured in a way that is 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times worse then you can even imagine and are so terrified of dying that you would rather be tortured for all eternity.

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the power to turn into a tree

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The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

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the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

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The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.

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The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

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The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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The power to warm an entire room when embarrassed.

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to turn your head 360 degrees

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the power to sleep for a LONG TIME but u still can die from dehydration and no food

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The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing

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The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

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The power to kill yourself

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The power to not be moral man. Moral: Your thumbs down cant hurt me! Are you a fucking ass? IM THE MORAL MAN BITCH!

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The power to mentally unlock any lock you can see, but only if the key is within 10 feet of where you are.

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The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!