the ability to write using your 'inside' voice but only once your vocal cords are compromised

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The power to start laughing uncontrollably when someone says the word "ferret"

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The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

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The power to speak in morse code

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The ability to instantle tangle your hair.

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the ability to know what the F#CK gotsie is. WHAT THE FU-

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

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Ingesting caffeine gives you the power to be a normal, competent human being.

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The power to take offence to anything said or done like it matters...

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ability to find good woman drivers

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The power of the detachable little toe!

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Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

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The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

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The power to have cancer.

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The power to never end your .

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the power to change the colour of your urine

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Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

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The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

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the power to jump like a black guy.

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the power to shit shards of glass

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The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

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The power to resist trolling.

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Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!