The power to talk to animals and have them partially understand you.

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The power to be frozen during each heart beat.

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The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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BULLET ATTRACTION.

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The power to look what is at the back of your head.

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The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

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The amazing ability to shart at your own will.

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The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

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the super power of being a housewife..

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WHY SPIDERS WHY CAN NOT BE BUTTERFLYS

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The power to shit without squinting.

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The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

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The power to be 500 feet tall, but walk at the same speed than a normal human.

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power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

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The power to look through glass.

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The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

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The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.

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The ability to open a door that was already open.

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Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

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The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

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The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

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The power to snore.

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The ablity to make anyone in the world orgasm, exsept yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!