the power to melt your bones

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the power to know when a politician is lying

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The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

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The ability to eat the red ones last

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

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The ability to play black ops anytime you want

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The power to get hurt without a break.

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The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

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The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

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The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

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The power to not do it.

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(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

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The power to fail a test everytime

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the power to sh*t brix at will!

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The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

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The ability to live forever but age quicker.

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The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

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The power to live.

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the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

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power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

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The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

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X ray vision on chairs

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The power to teleport, but you will be just as tired as if you had walked there and it would take the same amount of time to get there.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!