the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

the power to be able to blow air

The power to have knowledge of your power.

the power to get in the van

The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

The power to make pencils dull.

to zap people but only yourself

The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

The power to swim on land

The power to be invisible when singing

The power to be your self

the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

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the power to get a free game but can't play it.

The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

The ability to clean

The power to give a **** about bigfoot

The power that turns farts into music.

The power to control dodos

the ability to have children fully grown

The power to transform into yourself

ability to run very fast without stopping forever

to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!