The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

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the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

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The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

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The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

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the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

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Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

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The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

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The power to make anything into toilet paper.

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The superpower to sleep in stinky in a fite

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The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

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Stop clapping

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Steel kidneys

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The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

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The ability to eat the red ones last

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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

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Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

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teleport to the place where you stand

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the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

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The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

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The power to only drink when your parents are watching.

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The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!