The power to fly inside of airplanes

thumb_up thumb_down +77

The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

thumb_up thumb_down +66

Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

thumb_up thumb_down +102

the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

thumb_up thumb_down +143

the power to f**k your family all at once

thumb_up thumb_down -8

The power to be fat only when your at a party.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

The power to not die in lava but only when you are cold

thumb_up thumb_down -13

The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

thumb_up thumb_down +78

the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

thumb_up thumb_down +62

the power to instantly die

thumb_up thumb_down +104

the power to eat when your hungry

thumb_up thumb_down +138

The power to give anyone a Kim Jong-un haircut.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

the power to transform into Kanye West

thumb_up thumb_down +125

The power to be away from the Internet without getting bored.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

The power to lick your balls.

thumb_up thumb_down +74

The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

thumb_up thumb_down +85

The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times

thumb_up thumb_down +124

The power to scare female plants.

thumb_up thumb_down +62

The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

thumb_up thumb_down +63

the ability to blow yourself

thumb_up thumb_down +108

The power to turn anything you touch into cats

thumb_up thumb_down +136

the power to do nothing

thumb_up thumb_down +97

The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

thumb_up thumb_down +106

The power to not move or do anything.... at all

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!