The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

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The power to put your pants on, two legs at a time.

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The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

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captain obvious

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The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

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the power to turn food into shit

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The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them

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Power to instantly turn drunk

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The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

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THE power to get stoned withouten using drugs, but only when your in class.

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The ability to teleport into high security prisons but you cant teleport out

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The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

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The power to stop existing.

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The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

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The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.

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Super Stength Backlash: Power of an incredibly powerful punch, but everytime you strike the force is reflected back onto you.

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a children's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

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The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

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The power to breath at will.

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The power to stretch your arms to any length but without the ability to revert them back to normal.

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!