To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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75% levitation

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The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

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The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

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The power to clone yourself 1000`s of times times and fly really fast upwards for 10 minutes as soon as you die. (Your corpses landing everywhere)

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the power to talk to your elbow

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

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Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

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The power to drink and drive without being caught

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The power to read your own mind!

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Behold! The ability to taste water!

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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The power to put your pants on, two legs at a time.

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the power to summon a pen, once

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The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

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The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

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The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

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The power to see through air.

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The power to turn 12% invisible.

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The ability to turn into Gary Coleman

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The power to bleed anally at will

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The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!