the power two peel m&ms -jesse

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The power to use a rectangular prism to generate electricity to go on a square-shaped object full of pixels and create things with it.

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The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

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The power to walk through the opened doors

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The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

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The power to breath under water but only if you're holding your breath

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The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

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The power to make yourself deaf.

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the....ability to......talk....like william........... shatner

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The Power To Captilize The First Letter Of Each Word Without Thinking About It.

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The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

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the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

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power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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The power to hurt the people you love

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the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

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making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

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the power to be super ugly

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the power to turn everything you touch into poop.

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Read fortune cookies without opening them

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the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

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The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!