Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.

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The power to transform into any scented candle. Your sidekick has the power to light you with his mind, but you don't let him because it hurts to be on fire.

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The power to turn into birdseed

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The power to turn the tv off from 0.00000000001 inches away, with your mind, but it takes half an hour to actually turn off. This superpower runs out whenever you come within a mile of a tv.

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The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

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The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

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Acid tears.

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The ability to be a jew during the holocaust

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The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

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The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

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the power to stop your addiction to placebos

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The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

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The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

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The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.

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The power to yawn with your mouth closed

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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how bout the power to shit bricks....

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the power to fly, but only when you poop

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The power to sing with your buttcheeks

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The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

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The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The ability to turn into an embryo

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The power to sense if an object is sharp.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!