The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

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The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

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the power to have another pointless superpower

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the power to die at will

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Nothing to see here, keep moving...

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the power to walk on land.

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you do not need to eat but you have to sit

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The ability to walk slower than everyone else

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The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

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The Power to Read really Small Words

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The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

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The power to see 2 min. into the past.

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The power to teleport yourself one step away

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The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

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The power to walk on roofs after huricaines.

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The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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The power to produce 5 times the normal amount of ball sweat.

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the power to jump like a black guy.

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The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

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The power to control disabled people with your mind.

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The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

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the power to produce shampoo out your eyes

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The power to pee out blood at will

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The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!