the ability to fly to Pluto holding ur breath

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The power to ejaculate

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The power to teleport yourself one step away

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The power to turn anything into Oreos.

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The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

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The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

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The power to have knowledge of your power.

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The power to rape your mom.

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the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

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The power 2 kiss ur own ass

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THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT

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The power to have super lungs, but be deathly allergic to air.

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the power of reptitivty, the power of repitivity the power of----

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the ability to throw a midget further than any mortal man

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the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

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The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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The power to see through glass

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power to shit without squinting.

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The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

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The power to become the best player in every Moral Kombat game there is. Test your Morals... TSHHH, test your morals TSHHH MORAL KOMBAT! Mortal: FEAR THE WRATH OF MORAL KAHN!

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The power to have implosive diarrhea.

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to have a face with the power to attract fists

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!