The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

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The power to know what card is on top of a deck, but only when it's an 8 of diamonds.

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The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

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The power to become a destructive green beast that demolishes cities, which you have absolutely no control over whenever you get angry or scared.

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The power to post on Facebook but only with an account.

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The power to be able to not smell fart

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

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the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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the power to speak fluent clingon, but only to the non-metally disabled

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the power to get wider by eating junk food

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the power to produce shampoo out your eyes

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The power to speak in cursive

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Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

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the power to breath through your skin.

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The power to see through things like locked cabinets, wrapped birthday presents etc. But only if you know whats inside.

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The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

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the power to see through glass

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The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

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The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

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The power to time travel only a Planck second into the future.

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The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!