The power to be invisible to only yourself.

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The power to die using only your mind.

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The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

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The power to drink 30 beers and no shall any tear

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the power to unload massive amounts of jizz while taking a dump

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The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

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The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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the power to turn apartly invisible

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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The power to break the tip of a pencil every time you blink

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The power to simply walk into mordor

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The power to pee out blood at will

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The power to stare directly at the sun

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

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The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

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The power to flush toilets with your mind

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The power to turn invisible but only different parts of the body and happens at random times of the day.

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The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

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The power to sing wonderfully but at a pitch only dogs can hear

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I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

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The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

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The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

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the power to like Hilary Clinton

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!