Power to STFU!!

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The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

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to drink alot of alcohol and not get drunk

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The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

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the power to greatly enlarge your penis, but only after setting it on fire

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The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

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The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

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The power to flap your arms uncontrollably every time a hot girl walks past you.

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the ability to constantly have the fever

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

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The power to shoot water out of your hands--but only when taking a shower.

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The power to command belgium's military

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The power to have a black president

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The power to have backround music in your life.

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the power to move something right next to you

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The power to summon tastebuds in your asshole, but cannot be undone within 24 hours.

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The power to be a normal person

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The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

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The power to make my own sandwich

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the power to like justin beiber

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See through invisible people

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!