The power to cure cancer pantients of minor rashes.

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The power to be a normal human

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The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

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The power to turn into a skittles bag

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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The power to jump faster.

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power to age faster

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The power of super farts, which doesn't work unless you probably breathe, by super farts I also mean really really really stinky long farts..

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The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

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The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

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The power to write fast but only when your hungry

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The ability to know what people think of you when they see you. But you already know everyone hates you.

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

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The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

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the power to text joane without her going mad 07856943463

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the power to forget what you were do-- wait, what?

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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

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The power to be impressed by Sham-Wow

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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

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The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!