The power to smell poo...

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The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

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the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

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The ability to become shit forever.

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The power to know the end of every movie ever.

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The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

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The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

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The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

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The power to fall without screaming.

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the ability to walk half through a brick wall

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The ability to smell colors.

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The power to change the shape of any object at will

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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

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The power to see oxygen.

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

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The ability to make the girl of your dreams fall in love with you BUT you become a retarded octopus if you use this power

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The ability to instantly turn 360 degrees.

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to get cancer all the time. And strokes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!