The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.

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The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.

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The power to become real life Captain Arabian. Example: Hey nice suit, does the A on your forehead stand for America? ALALALALALALALAH! *BOOOOOOM* Moral: Next time you see someone that looks like Captain America, you better run.

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Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.

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To have the ability to be a Paedophile like Tom Watts :-]

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The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

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the power of turn justin bieber into a girl,BUT HE IS ALREADY A GIRL O.O

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the power to fly indoors

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The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

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the power to break down public transport on hot days

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The power to close your nose

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The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

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The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

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The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

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the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

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the power to make your best friend's crush fall in love with you, but not your own crush.

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Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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The power to make toast but only when it has bread in it and it's turned on.

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The Power to Die if you are dead

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The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

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The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

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you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!