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The ability to erase your own memory of your ability.

The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

The power to control dodos

The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

the power to jump, but only on any surface

The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

The power to fall in love reptiles

The power to glow while under the sun

the power to have no powers.

The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

The power to control your own limb movement

the power to be invisible, but only at night

The power to not know your super power

The power to understand math.

The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

the power to spawn goosebumps when ever you want

the power to tell when someone is in your car

The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

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The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!