the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

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the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

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The ability to die at will.

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The power to be alone

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The ability to predict something after it's already happened.

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The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

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The power to speak one language fluently.

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to do nothing

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the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

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The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.

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The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

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The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.

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The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

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The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

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The power to command belgium's military

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the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

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The power to not be color blind.

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The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

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the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

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the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!