The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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The power to smell poo...

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The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

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The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

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the power to make your nose longer by 5 centimeter on command

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The ability to pee lava, but have it still burn you

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The power to shape-shift only into a human

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Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

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The power to instantly determine when someone is a dumbass.

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The power of reading your own mind.

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Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

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The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

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The power to make people work and read ????

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The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

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The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

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The power to speak in morse code

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the power to pee for longer then a normal person

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The ability to cry shampoo at will. But it still stings.

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the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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The power to breathe

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Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

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Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!