the power to do a backflip but only if you break your neck in the process

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The power of Pinesol baby

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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the power to have an organsim when your a boy

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The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

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The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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The power to survive at absolute zero

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The power to switch your left pinky toe with your right big toe and vice versa.

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The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

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The power to control mealworms

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The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

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the power to make your voice sound like a two year old little girl's.

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The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

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the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

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The power to like this power

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The power to read View Terms of Services

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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

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The power to transform you in something randomly

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The power to kill yourself

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The power to heal any wounds caused by the bite of an Indonesian speckled carpet shark in an area of slightly tepid saltwater any time between 3:00 and 4:00 in the afternoon

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

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to be able to walk on water for 2minutes at a time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!