the ability to only crap while on a toilet

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Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

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The power of dying whenever you want.

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The ability to pull open push only doors

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power of eating from ears.

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The power to wear your shirt backwards all day.

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The power to see the future but through a straw.

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The power to cease to exist at birth!

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The power to see through the clothes of naked people.

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the power to greatly enlarge your penis, but only after setting it on fire

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

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The power to die at will

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The power to stretch your arms to any length but without the ability to revert them back to normal.

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The power to transform into yourself

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The power to blink one second faster then usual.

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the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

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The power to (place useless super power here)

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The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

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Power to always have exact change.

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The power to have a magnetically attractive force, but only to bullets

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!