the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

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The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

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The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.

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The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

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The power to peak braille

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to make water turn blue when you touch it.

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NMR Vision

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The power to eat three times a day.

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The power to die at will.

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The ability to fly, but only while you're touching the ground.

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

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The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

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The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.

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the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

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The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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The power to stop moral man from writing morals under every comment... Moral: The damn CIA cant go trough my battlestation, because I use this computer via proxy and can change my IP at will, so you literally would have to blow up the anti-bomb shelters in Micronesia and thus kill a key element of the pirate bay... And who would want that... buy your own music and movies? Download your own games? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to think.

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the power to quickly re-wrap christmas presents

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The power to freeze time, but you're also frozen.

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The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.

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power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!