The power to have knowledge of your power.

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The power to fit through your cat door but only when the door is unlocked.

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ability to pee when around a bathroom

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The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

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The power to see through solid glass, water, and air.

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The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

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The power to make someone think about frogs

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The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

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The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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The power to not see ads

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The power to know where the beef is

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The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

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The power to cure cancer pantients of minor rashes.

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The power to be a normal human

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The power to draw a perfect circle

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The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

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The power to turn into a skittles bag

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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The power to jump faster.

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power to age faster

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The power of super farts, which doesn't work unless you probably breathe, by super farts I also mean really really really stinky long farts..

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!