- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

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The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius

Being alive (until you die).

The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

The power to vomit through your anus.

The power to absolutely nothing

the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

The power to strangle yourself to death

The power to make a pointless superpower.

Grass eating

The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

the power to breath without thinking about it.

The power to have hindsight.

The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

The power to blame it on the Boogie

Pointless Super Powers