The power to make only slightly funny jokes

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The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

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The power to laugh in the face of danger except for that time you walked face first into a glass door.

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The ability to turn into any inanimate object, but you can't turn back.

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The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

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The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

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The power to lose your genitals when you masturbate or have sex

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

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The power to wait 8 to 10 business days.

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The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

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The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

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The power to grow amazingly long pubic hair!

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The ability to read your own mind

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the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

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The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

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The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

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the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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power to breath fire but only through your nose

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The power to make anything into toilet paper.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to force a ceiling fan to spin in the opposite direction

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!