Doing a handstand with your feet

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The power to communicate with sperm.

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

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the ability to wake up on an elephant

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the power to breath fire but only on days that don't end in Y.

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The power to overcome any addiction by constantly doing whatever you are addicted to.

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The power to throw away and break your wine/blood glass away before yelling HAVE AT THY! At the comment below (below this one duh, you see the other brown box? Yeah that one genius) Moral: Yeah yeah, you dont get it, but its awesome because its a MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS!

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The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

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The power to become invisible when no one is looking.

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The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

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The power of having night vision that only works during the day

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to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

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The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

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The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing

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The power to break a bone every time you ejaculate.

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Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

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The power to become helpless at will.

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The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

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A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

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The power to be oppressed by everything

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The power to run Crysis.

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The power to like any show

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The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!