The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

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The power to make another power but remove your last power and that power chooses randomly what your next power will be by choosing one on the front page

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The power to realize that the alphabet does not need to be in any particular order

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The power to kill a manin just 30 years a spoon

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The ability to grow a third nostril.

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The power to get the most rated pointless superpowers post

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The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

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The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

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The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

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The power to think with a 6 year time gap

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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

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The ability to draw a perfect circle.

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The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

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The power to not have a power.

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The power to fly but only in a room with a ceiling fan

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The power to swim very fast in shallow water.

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The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

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Delayed Reaction Man

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The ability to have a gigantic erection, but only when a gay man is fantisizing about you

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The power to get anything for free but at a cost

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The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

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the power to fall asleep while being awake

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The power to hear what your cat is thinking about.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!