The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

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The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...

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the power to do 1,000,000 pushups but you cant record it or show anyone

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The Superpower to return and never again fade, the day Moral Man stands against the whole world, the world may just be worth eliminating. Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dooown..

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The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

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The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

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The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

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The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

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the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

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the ability to type at pointlesssuperpowers.com

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The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

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The ability to jump

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The power to look like yourself

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The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

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The ability to travel back in time, but always five minutes after you can be of any use to anyone.

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The power to explode on the moon

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The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

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The power to not get shit dick

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The power to be awkwardly placed in serious pictures.

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The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

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The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

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The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!