The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

The power to control which nut your sperm comes from.

The power to be a gamer

the power to read 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 books every second

The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

the power to summon 10 ants every week

The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

the power to see into the present.

The power to not sneeze in awkward situations, unless told otherwise.

The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

The ability to see women naked, but only if they weigh 400 pounds or more.

The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing

The power to read your own mind

The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

The ability to see through closed empty boxes.

The ability to grow grass at the rate that grass usually grows in an average situation.

The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.

The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!