The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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the super power of being a housewife..

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The power of eating from ears.

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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The power to shit 1 penny per every year

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The power of night-vision, but only you're in a bright place.

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The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

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the power to do two suicide bombings

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The ability to ask an inappropriate question

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The power to type good morals under your comments. Moral: Ever seen me post an actual moral (even less a GOOD one?) Pssh! There is no such thing as good, not that I am aware of at least >:)

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the power to eat cheese 24/7

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The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

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The power of hindsight

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The power to be the only person who can save mankind from creatures that don't exist.

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The power to predict the past.

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The power to think of your death and then you die.

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The power to make dead batteries appear.

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The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

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The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

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The power to know what something looks like, bu only if you have seen it before

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The ability to money into dog shit.

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The ability to launch your fists off of your arms like rockets up to 50 yards, but you have to go and get them every time.

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

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The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!