the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

The power to be able to not smell fart

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The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

The power to find pokemon attractive

the ability to walk through your clothes

The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

The power to instantly kill yourself

The power to have 20/21 vision

The ability to go forward in time at will.

the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

The power to control which nut your sperm comes from.

The power to be a gamer

the power to read 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 books every second

The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

the power to summon 10 ants every week

The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!