The ability to find objects in the last place you look

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The powr to spell eviting wrong.

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The power to taste anything you smell.

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The power to be constantly reminded of the game

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The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The power to fart out of your mouth

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the power to understand what kate bush is singing

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The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

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The ability to play black ops anytime you want

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The power to fly for as long the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

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The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

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The power to take offence to anything said or done like it matters...

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The power to transform yourself into a perfect copy of your mother.

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The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

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The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

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Retractable teeth

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the power to make food disappear in your mouth only when your mouth is not closed.

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The power to make an awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The ability to go poop and pee.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!