The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

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The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

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The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

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The powers to know every martial art ever when your neck is broken.

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The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

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The power to be a dick.

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the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

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power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

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The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

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The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

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The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

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The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

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The power to see air

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Super strength that works for a millisecond.

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the power to turn retarted

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The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

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to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

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The power to do nothing.

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

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The power to summon a bucket of lukewarm water every 12 days.

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The power to give people std's during intercourse

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The power to uncontrollably dance to disco music

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!