the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

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be a massive dickhead, like thomas bull

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the ability to see through air

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The ability to make your text green on google

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The power to fart tear gas

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the ability to glow in the light.

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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The power to see one second into the future before the moment you die but not be able to change anything.

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The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

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The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

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The power to turn your fingers into penises.

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The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

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The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

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The power to re-size my toes at will.

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The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

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the power to see stuff

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the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

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Acid tears.

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The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hear u

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the power to be immortal, but only temporally

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The power to juggle cacti

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The power to be gay on command.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!