The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

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The power to not move but your always happy.

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Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

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the power to make pointless superpowers

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the ability to make your penis more sophistcated than yourself

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

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The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

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The power to speak with death people..

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The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

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to be able to lift any weight of feathers

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the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

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Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

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The ability to teleport to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

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The power to see as Stevie Wonder

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The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

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The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

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The power to create a unicorn online.

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The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

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you can talk to dust but they dont respond in a language you can understand

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See through invisible people

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!