The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

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the power to speak chinese to indians and indians only

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The power to understand any dialect, but you're born deaf

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The power of bad luck

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The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

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The power to be millionaire, but only when you have a million dollars.

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Nothing

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The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

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the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

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the power to see through tv's but only when your trying to watch one

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The power to have a super power,

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The ability to turn into yourself but with no powers

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Being able to temporarily lift 10x what you can typically lift while simultaneously having the power that everything you touch immediately becomes 10x heavier.

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The power to invent a secret language that everyone understand

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The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

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The pewer to maek typos.

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The power to make someone think about frogs

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The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

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The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

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the ability to turn purple

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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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The power to see through glass

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The power to return my ps4 for the third time, and wait for months to get a new one only to discover its the tv connection which is broken and I cant afford a new tv because I already spent a lot of money on ps4 games. Mural: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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The power to make clean socks dirty.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!