The power to be a snail

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The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

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the power to stop writing pointless super powers

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to have the ability to fly and teleport at the same time.

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The power to not think of a productive power.

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Power to see through clothes... only to see more clothes

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The power to eat soap.

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The power to become a JELLY

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The ability to turn Barack Obama white

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The ability to self destruct at will.

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The ability to lose your temper, for no reason at all.

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The power to die early.

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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The power to stay a virgin

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The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

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The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.

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The power to turn a light on with your mind, but only if the light is already on

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The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them

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The power to resurrect dead insects

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The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

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The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

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The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!