The power to have the longest little finger

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the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

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the power to phaze through everything against your will

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The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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to be bradley

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The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

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the power to die when you breath oxygen

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The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

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The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

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to eat a pie and get to fart an apple (cus why not)

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The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.

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The ability to see into the present.

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The ability to turn into any inanimate object, but you can't turn back.

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The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

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The ability to turn anything into a belt.

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The ability to fold paper 12 times

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The power to talk without a tongue

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THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

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The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

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the power to die at will

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The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

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The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!