The power to lose any fight you wish to.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to have a %90 chance of dying every single second.

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The power to have no powers

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The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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the power to be phone

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the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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THE POWER TO POTENTIALLY HAVE A USELESS POWER ONLY WHILE READING USELESS WEBSITES ON MONDAY WHILE IT IS RAINING ON FIRE

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The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

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The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

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The power of even having a pointless superpower.

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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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The power to kill yourself

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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To have the power to give yourself a disease

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the ability to hav a gun but no bullets

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The power to switch your left pinky toe with your right big toe and vice versa.

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the power to create the most pointless superpower

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!