The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

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The ability to cure anyone of AIDS for 37 seconds

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The power to predict the past.

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The power to slam revolving doors.

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the power of fly... into an airplane

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the power to get every girl, that you're not into.

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the power to fail at everything you do

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The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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The power to piss only when sleeping.

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The power to be stupid

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The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

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The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

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the power to suck but only when your awesome

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The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

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the power to die

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the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

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The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

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The power to not die in lava but only when you are cold

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The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The power to kill someone with a knife

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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The power to clap louder than anyone else in the room but only at inappropriate times

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The power to automatically register soda caps online, but only if it's Diet.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!