The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

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The Power To Become A Housefly And Be Immediately Killed By Your Mother

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the power to spawn goosebumps when ever you want

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The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

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the immunity of death unless youre about to die

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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

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the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

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to spelle caretly

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Dejavu

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The power to understand animals but only extinct animals

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THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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The power to increase gravity and every time you get use to it, it goes up more

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The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

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Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

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The ability to eat Oreos and not have diarrhea after.

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The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

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the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

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The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

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The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

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the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

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The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

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The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!