The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

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Being only half invisible.

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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

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The power to bleed on command

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LIME

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the power to in power your self

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The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

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The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

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the power to get extra homework

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the ability to "speak in tongues"...

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The power to make pot legal except when there's cops around.

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The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

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The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

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The ability to perpetually masturbate.

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The ability to teleport into high security prisons but you cant teleport out

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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Power to see through clothes... only to see more clothes

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The Power to Die instantly.

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the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

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The power to be missed when present.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!