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The power to revive Hitler.

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The helpers... early days part 3!: Shitfixer: What color is your poo? Hmm.. you should eat more vegetables.., You need someone to fix your toilet? Try calling Batman... Batman: Yes? Are you retarded? Dense or something? Of course I repair toilets and install showers! I am the goddamn Batman! The Pope: The less people use condoms, the more children we can bang! I really hope nobody finds out our secret reason for banning condoms or stuff... AMEN! Moral Man: People are gonna try crush me for the last one, they gotta find me first though... and I kill and eat Zealots (and pussy) for breakfast... and its nearly breakfast so please come by.. only 100 at the time though, I have limits too you know... although some still think I am perfect... sigh...

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

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The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

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the power to fly while under water

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the ability to lick your own elbow

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The power to realize that the "newest" section of both pointless superpowers and anti-jokes is the same.

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The power to know everything in the universe but you are mute.

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you can shoot cars but the always hit you

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the power to insta-kill anyone as long as their dead

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The power to be gay on command.

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The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

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The ability to cure anyone of AIDS for 37 seconds

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The power to predict the past.

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The power to slam revolving doors.

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the power of fly... into an airplane

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the power to get every girl, that you're not into.

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the power to fail at everything you do

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The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!