The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf

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The power to Google "Google".

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The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

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The power to increase gravity and every time you get use to it, it goes up more

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The power to fall up.

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The power to make a pint a gallon

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The power to fly downwards but only go down when there is a hole

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Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

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The power to convert metric to imperial

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The ability to "Right Click" Properties

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The power to teleport to hell. You cannot teleport anywhere else.

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Immunity to medication

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The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

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The useless power to write about useless powers...

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To be able to summon old people

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The Power Hear Everything that happens within the closest McDonald's

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The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

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The power to walk through air.

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The power to see into the present

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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the power of make your leg invisible

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The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

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The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

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The power to see in to the future of one second

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!