The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

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The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The ability to fall unconscious at will.

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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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the ability to glow in the light.

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The power to play a flute with your ass

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To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

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Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

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You're super strong, but only when punching SUV's.

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the ability to eat through your ass and shit out your mouth

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The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

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The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

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the power to be a shitstick on a stick with a shitstick on a shit with a shitstick

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The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

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Tah Puwir tu wright currectili

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power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)

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The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

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The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

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The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

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the power to change the day to sunday at 5:59am

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The amazing ability to despise round objects.

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the power to sit down in mid air

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The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

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A good Kisser

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!