The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

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the power to gain the intelligents of amy childs' less intelligent younger sister

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Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

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The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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The power to die when u drink bleach

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The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

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The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

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The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

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The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

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The power to never finish your sente

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The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

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The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up

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The power to do anything you want, but only when you are sleeping

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the power to poop dogs without fur.

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The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

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The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

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the power to talk backwards

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The power to die at will.

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The power to permanently shorten your own penis

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The power to jump 1 cm more than the average human when you're scared.

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The power to teleport 1 inch but you can only do that once a week and it waists your energy for the entire week.

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The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

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Faster than a loaded bullet!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!