The power to get hard at will.

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the power to be able to call 2 people at once.

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The power to shit brix, No wait.

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The power to kill any conversation you have.

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black people

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The power to die

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the power to make a pillow come to life once

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The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

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The power to troll.

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The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

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The power to encounter an internal server error

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The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

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the power to sleep during day

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The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

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The power to realize that your personality is like a shithole.

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

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The power to think with a 6 year time gap

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you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

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The power to eat food

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The power to open shampoo and conditioner bottles by blinking.

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the power to open doors that are unlocked

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the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!