Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

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The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

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The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

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The ability to put your whole foot in your mouth.

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The power to lick your balls.

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The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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The power to hear a "SSSSSSSS" sound, then be blown up.

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the ability to know what the fox say

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The power to read minds, but only your own.

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the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

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the power to make a pillow come to life once

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the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

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The power to destroy any electronic device seconds after touching itoesajfaokpnhgåpesajfjåaeafjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

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The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

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the ability to only do pointless things.

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The power to forget you have a super power.

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The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

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the power to greatly enlarge your penis, but only after setting it on fire

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The power to be vampiric but sparkle in the sunlight instead of burn in it.

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the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

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The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

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The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!