The power to be Carl Sagan, minus the intellect.

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the power to have any superpover in world but only when sleaping

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The power to see in black and white at will.

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The power to look busy at work but only when the boss is not looking.

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The power to step only on the surface of lego bricks, no other surface.

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The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

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h owe to orge h irs n as ette of a or

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the ability to jump up absurd down. Without your feet leaving the ground.

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The power to grow fingernails.

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The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

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The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

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The power to re-size my toes at will.

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The power to see 2 min. into the past.

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The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

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The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

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The power to die at any moment you want.

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The ability to hold your breath forever, but only in an oxygen-rich environment.

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The power to cut onion without crying.

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The power to burn the sun.

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The power to fall from any height and stop in midair right before you hit the ground, then continue falling with 100x the velocity from before you stopped.

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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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Grass eating

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The power to convert any Catholic priest into a pedophile.

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The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!