the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

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the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

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The power to fight inanimate objects that pose no threat to you

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

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The power to see into the past exactly one second.

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The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams

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the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

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The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

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The ability to pee 12% faster.

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The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

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The power to kill someone by looking at them but you must be blind

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The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

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The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

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The power to understand math.

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The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

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The ability to fart pee.

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The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

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The power to have a power.

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The power of christ ;)

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To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

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The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

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the power to appear randomly in the backround of any Adam Sandler movie

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!