The power to generate stuffed animals/plush toys at will.

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The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.

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The power to cure cancer, but cause death by radiation poisoning.

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The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

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the power to understand gibberish written backwards and in binary code

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the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

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Look! In the sky! its captain beesting!

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The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

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The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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The power to ride a bike

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The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

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The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

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The power to hear the crying of babies when you are trying to fall asleep.

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The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

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The power to have a seat right over there.

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Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

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The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

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the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

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The power to not Waste time

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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The power to be the only person who can save mankind from creatures that don't exist.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!