The power to breathe underwater, only when your not underwater.

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The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in

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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

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The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

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The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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The power to diffuse bombs when no bombs are present

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the power to see the present

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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

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The power to walk through doors, then open it.

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The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

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The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

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How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

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The power to swim on land.

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The power to go forward in time so you get defeated faster

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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The power to be never need to use the bathroom

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the ability to pee in your own butt.

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The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

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The power to float without gravity.

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The ability to spit in random obscure crayola colors.

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Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!