The power to commit genocide, but only on things you love.

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The involuntary power (or rather compulsion) to add "collectors edition" to everything you ever give or sell or buy. "Old bike, but in perfect condition: Collectors edition" "Hi I am selling my body "Collectors edition" "Sadly I am allergic to my German shepherd: "Collectors edition" so I have to give it away." "Hi excuse me, where do I find the "collectors edition" Milk in this store? Eh? No any kind of "collectors edition Milk is fine" Sigh... What I mean is...

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The abilitie too spell corectly.

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The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

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The power to make an awesome school lunch for the kids!

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Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

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power to breath underwater but only when you're dry

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The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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The power to transform your foreskin to rusty iron.

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The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

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The power to see things with your eyes open

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The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

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The power to know why how the frige light only turn on when you open.

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The ability to launch your fists off of your arms like rockets up to 50 yards, but you have to go and get them every time.

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The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

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The immeasurable power to thumb this up all the way to the top... or even at all... I mean thumbing it down makes a lot more sense... then again this is pointless as hell ;D Richter : Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSHHH!!!! Dracula: Ugh agh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh... Ahh!! Iiiiyoouu!! Play time's over, grant me powweeeeeeerrrrrraaaaaaahhh!!! Richter: Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSSSSSHHHH!!!!! Fire burning Dracula: Chug chug chug chug chug! Dracula: No, this cannot be!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!! Fire burning the picture: Tugshung, gshung, gshung!gh... Moral: Now I am just screwing around, I recently played an dusty old game Called Castlevania: Symphony of the night... best game ever...

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The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

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The power to instantly reduce the sales price of an item to ten percent of the original but you must buy at least ten.

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The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

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The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

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the ability to be invisible when nobodies looking at you

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The power to achieve 98% opacity

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!