The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

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The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.

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The power to yell WOW THOSE ARE SOME GIANT MELONS LADY! And have her blush and giggle, as your girlfriend grabs you and kisses you, just to make sure to "balloon lady" that you are not on the free market. Moral: And you think I act unusual here... Hah! That is simply because you lack the ability to love... the most important person in your life, the one that will take care of your beloved ones, the one that will inspire his friends... Yourself... sadly we are in a time period where being a modest emo is in... Well, I am out! Out there, being free!

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The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

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The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

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The power to aquire pointless superpowers

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The ability to see everything in shades of green

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The power to poop and pee at the same time

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The power to fly only when in a car.

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The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

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The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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the ability to look into your brain

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The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

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The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

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The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

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The power to find the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

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The power to have no powers!

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The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

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The power to bleed

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The power to invent things that have already been invented.

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The power to move the entire universe a few centimeters

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!