The power of being mysterious. Terribly mysterious. And possibly being capable of cutting guns in half with one's mind.

thumb_up thumb_down +94

The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.

thumb_up thumb_down +52

The Power to Combust

thumb_up thumb_down +128

The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

thumb_up thumb_down +136

The power to stay a virgin

thumb_up thumb_down +50

The ability to gain weight at will, but not lose it at will

thumb_up thumb_down -60

The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

thumb_up thumb_down +69

the power to write comic books

thumb_up thumb_down -105

The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

thumb_up thumb_down +130

The ability to fly, but only while you're touching the ground.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

the ability to hav a gun but no bullets

thumb_up thumb_down -51

The power to poop standing up

thumb_up thumb_down -88

The power to cook minute rice in 58 seconds.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

The power to become a carrot.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

thumb_up thumb_down +25

The power to transform into Forever Alone guy and not be able to transform back.

thumb_up thumb_down +126

The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

thumb_up thumb_down +75

the power to eat cheese 24/7

thumb_up thumb_down -13

The ability to change your weight

thumb_up thumb_down +72

The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

thumb_up thumb_down +82

The power to get pulled over for going 1mph over the speed limit.

thumb_up thumb_down +86

The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

thumb_up thumb_down +107

The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

thumb_up thumb_down +37

The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

thumb_up thumb_down -37

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!