The power to eat soup with a fork

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The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

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the power to become semi-transparent

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The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

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The power to turn into Donald Trump hair

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the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

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The power to be away from the Internet without getting bored.

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The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

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The power to steal all the money in the world without ever stealing anything ever.

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the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock

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The power to regret things you did in the past

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The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

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The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

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The ability to see through glass

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the power to use telepathy with yourself.

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the power to sit down BUT you have to sit down for ever

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The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

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The power to transform into yourself

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The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

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The power to lose any fight you wish to.

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the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

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the power to break down public transport on hot days

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The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!