the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

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The power to kick a kid in the balls.

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the ability to go the speed limit

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The power to make you teeth yellower

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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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The ability to not live forever

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The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

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The power to like any show

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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The power to become extremely strong unless there is someone stronger around you.

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Mario's fireball gets put out when it hit water.

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The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

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The power to pee poop

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the ability to know if a movie is bad or good but only after you have watched it

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The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

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The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

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The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

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The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

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The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

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Immunity to everything but AIDS, bears, being choked with cloth, Donald trump, Energy Blasts, fire, guns, etc.

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The power to realize that I am starting to sound (and type) more and more like Salvador Dali, and being proud because the man was a genius, the most fantastic thing he could do every morning, was to wake up with a person as fantastic as himself! And while he indeed walked a different path than most do, no one can deny his footprints are clearer than most... Perfection? A losers wish... to be outstanding... is a gift on its own. Moral: Yeah many of you see this as pointless, so I thought I could just as well add it. While I dream of the age where people stop looking for Gods and strengthen the most powerful tool in the universe: YOU.

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The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

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The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!