The power to jerk off without using your hands

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The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

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the ability to walk through your clothes

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The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

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The power to pick something up and stay the same.

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The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

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The power to get arrested

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The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]

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The ablity to hate everything.

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The power to procrast ....

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The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

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The power to die

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The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

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The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

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The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

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The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

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The power to ramble on and on endlessly with no end in sight with the most inane of thoughts that no one can begin to guess when they will end or what the value or goal of anything so long-winded might be until you find yourself questioning your very desire to go living if you are only going to continue rambling.

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the power to write only the letter R

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The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!