The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

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Radiation resistant eyelashes.

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the power to count from A to purple

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Lactokinesis

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The power to sleep while you're awake.

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the power to commit crime.

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The power to RickRoll yourself.

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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

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The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

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you can shoot cars but the always hit you

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The ability to compare apples to oranges.

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The ability to have no abilities.

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The ability to not finish sen...

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The ability to judge a book by its cover.

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The power to have a atomic fart

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The uncontrollable ability to turn oncomming vehicles headlights on. But only at night, when you are passing them.

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The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

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lol

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ability to run very fast forever

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the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

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The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

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The power to break bones at will.

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The power to never come into existence

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!