The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.

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to make asians smart

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Turn gold into lead.

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The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

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The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

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being able to blow up and die

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The power to turn a dollar into three quarters.

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The power to see thru windows and turn door knobs.

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The power to be a leave by putting on leaves.

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The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

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The power to see in the dark, unless your awake.

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The ability to turn into a mermaid, only on Halloween.

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The power to read your own mind.

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the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

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The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

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To be immune to every 37th bullet that hits you.

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

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the ability to command watermelons

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The power to fall asleep before the end of a movie

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The ability to smooth a criminal

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The power to piss lava.

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The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches

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the power to go on the internet, but only when there is no wi-fi

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!