the power to be powerless.

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The power to transform gold into nothing.

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The power to see other peoples dreams.

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The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

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The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

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The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

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The power to die at will.

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The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

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the power to time travel to the present

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The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

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The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

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The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.

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the power to get any man i want www.cumhump.me (thats my website)

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Meatvision.

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power to kill dead ppl.

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The power to never end your .

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC

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the power to turn gold into cottage cheese

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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!