The power to sing with your buttcheeks

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The power to do anything as if you were god but only after you slay a mythical dragon and eat an Unicorn's poop.

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the power to tolerate alex simpson

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The ability to rape the willing.

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the power to make glass clear

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The power to read and immediately understand any vanity license plate from Arizona.

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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

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The power of learning

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The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

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The power ti find tiny shards of glass with your bare feet.

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The ability to part hair.

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

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the power to fly if you are touching the ground

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The power to open doors that are already open

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The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

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The ability to die whenever you think of death.

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the power to sit down BUT you have to sit down for ever

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The power to glow while under the sun

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the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

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The power to lick your elbow if it is coated with butter at exactly 36 degrees Celsius.

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the power to feel extreme pain

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!