The power to fly, but only when on the ground

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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The power to live through torture.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to scare female plants.

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the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

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the power to make elton john gay

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the power to fart for ten straight seconds with one second in between each fart.:)

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The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

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The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

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The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

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The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

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The power to piss lava.

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The power to chew with your tongue

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the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

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the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

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the power to vomit through your nose only

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The power to be god, but not exist.

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the ability to be the owner of a car with no wheels

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

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The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

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The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

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The Power to Die instantly.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!