The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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the power to convert farts into burps.

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X-ray vision which only allows you to see through clothes that are made of glass.

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The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

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The ability to predict the future .000001 seconds in advance.

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The power to knock yourself unconscious

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The ability to know when men have erections

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The ability to know the current mood of your doppleganger.

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The power to turn on the TV with the remote

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to burn ashes

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The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

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The power to make a pointless superpower.

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The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

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The power to control hummingbirds.

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the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

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The power to levitate, but only after exactly 10 hours of sleep and you have to be wearing a tin foil bathing suit.

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The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.

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The power to light glue on fire.

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The power to like Justin Bieber

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The powers to blink at the speed of light

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!