The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

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The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

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The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

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the power to get a random fruit every 10 days...

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The power to shit purple butterflies.

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The power to lose your genitals when you masturbate or have sex

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The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

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the power to fart terrible gas

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the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

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The power to shoot pencils out of your mouth every 10 seconds

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Crap out everything you're allergic too

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The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

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The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

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the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

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The power to fall up.

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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The ability to read the recaptcha images

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the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

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You cant move but you can transform in to a sloth.

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the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

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the power to pee straight with a boner

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The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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The power to be super strong, but you have to be totally wasted for it to work.

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The power to nail anyone you want (legally) but no one remembers, including you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!