the power to talk to fish but not people

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The power to remember memories that you have forgotten, but only for 82 milliseconds, and then you forget them again.

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The power to read autistic people's minds

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The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

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The power to walk on water, but only if it contains exactly 0.25 ppm of Aluminum.

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The power to predict the past.

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The power to destroy the earth the next time you blink.

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the power to yell a math problem at will

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The power to eat your own face.

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The power to live.

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Diamond hard left nipple!

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The Superpower to sleep at night.

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The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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the power to fail

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The ability to summon CHUCK NORRIS, but only while naked.

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The power to shoot glue from your penis

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The power of Being stupid

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The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

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the power to be invisible but when you're alone

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The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with

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The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

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The ability to change your weight

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!