The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

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The power to create cavities in your teeth.

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The power to throw crazed badgers 3% faster than the average human. However, you would have to find the badgers, and they would have to be angry. The power does not affect your aim, only your speed.

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The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

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the ability to drive on the hood of the car

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The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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The power of bullet attraction.

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EntirelyTooManyNapkins Man

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THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

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the power to have a larger erection, but only when your alone.

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The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

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The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

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the superpower to be able to fuck extremely good with or without genitals

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the power to half transform to something.

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Nihat Do?an

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The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

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The power to like Justin Beiber

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Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

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The power to see through womens clothes but every woman you use it on instantly gets saggy breasts.

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The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

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The power to get hard at will.

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The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

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The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!