the power to sit

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The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

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The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

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The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

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The power to live without water but you're trapped at sea

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The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

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the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

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The power to be able to not smell fart

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

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The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

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The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

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The power to find pokemon attractive

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the ability to walk through your clothes

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The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

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The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

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The power to instantly kill yourself

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The power to have 20/21 vision

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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The ability to go forward in time at will.

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

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The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

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The power to control which nut your sperm comes from.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!