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The power ro make a spring onion apperar out of thin air

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the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus

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The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

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To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

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The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

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The power to be fluent in every language but only when your head is fully submerged underwater.

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the power to be Justin bieber

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to make your bowel work backwards

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the power of superspeed but only backwards

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Swiss army teeth.

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the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

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the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

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the power to travel through time... at the speed of normal time.

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To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

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The power to absorb alcohol twice as fast

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the power to turn apartly invisible

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The power to speak in Braille

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power to poo perfectly priced people

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The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

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The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!