The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

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the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself

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The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

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The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

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The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

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The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

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The power to turn your knee any shade of orange on every full moon.

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The power to divide by zero

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The power to increase your chances of winning a contest by 0.0000000000000000000000000001%

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to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

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The power to control your own limb movement

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power to sing "Friday" by Rebecca Black, but only on Wednesday.

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The power to see through things like locked cabinets, wrapped birthday presents etc. But only if you know whats inside.

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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

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The power to give super powers to others, but only to people you don't like.

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The power to feel pain when ever you want

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having superpowers during the inquisition

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The power to wake up 5 minutes earlier.

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To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

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the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!