The power to never come into existence

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the power to eat cheese 24/7

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

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The power to change your emotions

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The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

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The power to be distracted with grea

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The ability to jump 8 feet fences

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the ability to know what the fox say

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The ability to walk five hundred miles but than you have to walk five hundred more.

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The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

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the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

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The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

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The Power of double posting.

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The power to see when people fart.

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the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

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The power to run into a brick wall with an erection and breaking your nose.

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The power to talk to people miles away.

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

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The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!