The power to make power orgasm on command

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The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

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The ability to die at will, but not come back to life.

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The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

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The power to get your comment 1st

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The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

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THE POWER TO POTENTIALLY HAVE A USELESS POWER ONLY WHILE READING USELESS WEBSITES ON MONDAY WHILE IT IS RAINING ON FIRE

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You cant move but you can transform in to a sloth.

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The ability to part...hair.

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The power to breath at will.

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The power to smell whore

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The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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The power to see through windows

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the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

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The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone

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The power to not get sun burnt when the sun's out

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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The power to run at walk speeds.

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The power to pee quietly in public toilets.

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The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

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The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

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The power to fly but only when your in space.

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the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

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The power to make only slightly funny jokes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!