The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

The power to smell the future

1.the power to touch anything that is touchable 2.The power to make any animal yawn 3.The power to walk on water only if your feet are not wet 4.The power to kill any1 but only if they are already dead 5.The power to sleep with megan fox only if you are blind deaf and have no feeling in your body

The power to read minds, but only those of the mentally disabled.

Immunity to everything except bullets, fire and bears.

The power to walk through walls but fall through floors.

The power to open automated doors a few moments sooner than they would typically open.

The ability to transform into an 82 year old Hungarian woman with a weak bladder.

The power to move through time at the speed of time.

The power to only give a thumbs down rating.

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The power to hold your breath under water unless you're wet.

The power to be 13% bullet proof.

The power to shoot 3 cotton balls from your hands every 10 days.

The power to believe it's not butter

The power to teleport yourself to the exact same location.

The power to bleed every month for 3-5 days a month.

The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

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The power to waste time reading about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

The power to write an essay and your teacher gives you a D or an E for trying to do your best, even though he/she talk about stuff we don't even care about

The power to lay down and go unconscious for 8 hours.

The power to produce sweat when hot.

the power to forget all you learned when taking the final. just so u could remember it later...

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!