The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

The power to teleport yourself to the exact same location.

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The power to moonwalk, but only on the moon

The power to fly, but only when on the ground

the power make the left half of your body invisible.

The power to walk through walls but fall through floors.

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The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

The power to waste time reading about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

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The power to see oxygen.

The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?

The power of getting a boner, but only when your mother is near...

The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

The power to make a pointless superpower.

The power to make it so legions of turtles submerge from the world seas in order to fight for the death in your name to save your ass whenever you are in trouble. Moral: Uh thanks for coming turtles... yeah I remember when I needed you 20 years ago... But thanks really...

The power to move through time at the speed of time.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!