The ability to pee 12% faster.

The power to have a blue, silhouetted body, and a trollface for a head.

The power to breath fire even though you are not fireproof.

The awsome power of inventing something that is alredy invented .__.

the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

The power to summon a bucket of lukewarm water every 12 days.

The power to fly but only when your feet are touching the ground.

The power to turn wine into water

The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

The power to choose a superpower from this site.

The power to annoy people

The power to swim very fast in shallow water.

Immunity to everything except bullets, fire and bears.

The power to think of hilariously inappropriate jokes, but only at dinner parties with your parents.

The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

The power to become real life Captain Arabian. Example: Hey nice suit, does the A on your forehead stand for America? ALALALALALALALAH! *BOOOOOOM* Moral: Next time you see someone that looks like Captain America, you better run.

the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

The power to have no powers.

to be able to lift any weight of feathers

The power to hear Justin Bieber singing wherever you are, no matter how far you run.

The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!