The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

The power to shape-shift but only into an Alpaca

the power to not watch south park

The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

The power of eating but only when you're dead

The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

The power to turn diamonds into coal.

the power to be powerless

The power to exist

The power to grow your toenails at twice the normal rate.

The power to see through your eyelids when blinking.

The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

The power to only give a thumbs down rating.

The power to bleed every month for 3-5 days a month.

The power to waste time reading about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

like this if your name is jack

The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

make your arm REALLY. fart power

The power to give someone the power to give the power.

The power to switch the position of your salivary glands and your prostate...

X-ray vision which only allows you to see through clothes that are made of glass.

The ablity to hate everything.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!