to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

The capability to draw penises very well

The power to forget what you were going to say

The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

The ability to change your weight

The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a children's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

The power to have really sweaty palms.

The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

The power to get the most rated pointless superpowers post

The power to lick your own balls!!!

The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

The power to do anything within your limits.

The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

the power to be invisible, but only at night

The power to juggle cacti

The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

a power to turn liquid into goo!

The power to control any type of urine or feces

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!