The power to push a door that only pulls.

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

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The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.

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The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

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The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

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The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

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The ability to defecate red clay bricks when startled or scared

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The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

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The power to make people laugh telling german jokes.

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The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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To write a pointless power on paper to use.

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The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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Pointless Superpower? The United States, of course...

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The power to give someone the power to give the power.

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the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

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the ability to know how to shoot with any gun..but only when it is without ammo

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The power to breathe slightly faster

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The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

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the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The power to turn into a mouse. But only in front of a gang of cats.

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The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!