The power to make toast but only when it has bread in it and it's turned on.

the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

The power to fly, but only downwards

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The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up

power to eat through your but

The power to telepathically fold paper.

The power to transform into Forever Alone guy and not be able to transform back.

The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).



The power to have morning sickness in the evening.

The power to clap louder than anyone else in the room but only at inappropriate times

The power to never get drunk

The ability to have telekinesis on February the 30th

The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

The power to see through objects, thus not seeing anything.

The power to see in the dark only when you have a flashlight.

Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!