The power to moonwalk, but only on the moon

the power to be obama only if your obama

The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

The power to have car insurance, but only when you don't have a car.

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

the power to walk halfway through a wall

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The power to teleport yourself to the exact same location.

The power to waste time reading about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

The power to die and then come back in the center of the Sun.

The power to be 13% bullet proof.

The power to smell the future

The ability to transform into an 82 year old Hungarian woman with a weak bladder.

Immunity to everything except bullets, fire and bears.

The power to bleed every month for 3-5 days a month.

the power of shitting bricks

The power to move through time at the speed of time.

Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

The power to believe it's not butter

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The power to have an incredibly big erection. But only if your mom's in front of you.

The power to read minds, but only those of the mentally disabled.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!