The power to turn into a mouse. But only in front of a gang of cats.

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The power to make your computer run 0.1 seconds faster.

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Walk on water, swim in land!

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The power to have super-sweaty hands

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The power to view the world through Apples Retina Display.

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The power to go to hell

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The power to always make a street light turn red as you approach it!

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The power to see girls naked butt only when they are dead for over three weeks

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The power to be socially retarded.

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The power to re-size my toes at will.

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The power to find kebbler elfs

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The power of Pinesol baby

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ur mother so ugly she gave the devil a heart attack

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i want my mum

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation.

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The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

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The power to turn computers into pencil sharpeners.

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The power to clap with one hand.

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The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

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The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

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The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.

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the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

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The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

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The power to lick your elbow.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!