The power to not go to wor unless it's a work day and to not fell pain unless you get hurt.

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The power to have children at will.

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The power to make only slightly funny jokes

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The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

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The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

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The power to turn load noises into cake

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the power to have an organsim when your a boy

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

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The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

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The power to speak only one language

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

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Infinite knowledge when dead

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The Power to shrink but never grow back.

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The power to have any pointless power you want

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The power to summon a spray of bullets going everywhere in the room, and bullet-vulnerability.

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The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

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the power to know what kind of useless power would you prefer.

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the power to get nits -jesse

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The ability to make your heart teleport.

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The power to reseal bottles!

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the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine

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The ability to be Rihanna only if in a car with Chris Brown

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!