the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

The power to shrink your erection whenevery you want.

The ability to see with night vision, but only during daylight hours.

The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

The power to tolerate rap music.

the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

The power to give this thumbs-up

the ability to be on Oprah but only in the crowd

The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

the power to have a dick in the box

The skill to make up pointless superpowers

The power to reverse moonwalk

The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

The power to hold in a fart but subsequently burp it out with twice the force.

The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

the power to transform into yourself

Acid tears.

the power to relive the least important moments in history

To have the power to give yourself a disease

The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

The power to come up with useless power while you could be doing something literally ANYTHING else

The power to transport to a parallel world that is identical to your current world.

The power of immunity to paper cuts.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!