The power to telekinetically strap on the passengers seatbelt , but only when it's empty.

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Grow a new beard every day

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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the power to live until you die

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The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

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The power to breath in space

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The power to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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The power to have Hiccup at will, but no being able to stop it at will.

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The power to buy every game ever created, but you only have a ps3.

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The power to have any power on this list but only 1 at any given point in time.

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The ability to put it in Lady Gaga's pooper.

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The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

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x-ray vision so strong that everything becomes invisible

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The power to read minds, but only those of the mentally disabled.

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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"man hiding at the ladies room" "woman enters" SURPRIIIIIISEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAERHG! Ok so now we know my dick fits up your ass... hi my name is... why you crying?

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The power to poop AAA batteries when you only need AA's.

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The power to change different colours depending on you feel.

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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

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the power to become slightly sticky

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The power to remove the pubic hair of career politicians during their first stump speech of a campaign and return it to them during their concession or acceptance speech.

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The power to ejaculate needles.

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The power to not hear thunder.

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The ability to speak braille.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!