The power to turn anything into Oreos.

X-ray vision that only works on old mens clothes.

The power to laugh with you shitty powers...

The power to be distracted with grea

you do not need to eat but you have to sit

The power to die on the spot and not revive

the power to get STD's

The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

the power to sing like justin bieber

The power to die at will.

the ability to make real zero dollar bills

The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

the power not eat more than one pringel.

The power to see through windows.

The ability to dissolve your own organs. They don't grow back, either.

To survive listening to James Blunt

el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

The power to make you`re penis really long! Like 500 meters long, and not being able to make it short(er) again.

The power to fly at 1 mile per hour.

The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

the ability to cause people within 20 feet of you to try to imitate the sound of a balloon deflating

The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!