1.the power to touch anything that is touchable 2.The power to make any animal yawn 3.The power to walk on water only if your feet are not wet 4.The power to kill any1 but only if they are already dead 5.The power to sleep with megan fox only if you are blind deaf and have no feeling in your body

Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

the power to change people socks on command

The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

the power to not have a power

the power to have the best sex in the world, but only when your in a coma.

the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

The power to turn into a tree.

Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

the ability to increase your debts in the bank.

The power to lay down and go unconscious for 8 hours.

The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

A man with the power to make sandwiches.

the power to in power your self

Power to not have any power.

the power to be right in an argument with your girlfriend. -tom hall

Immunity to everything except bullets, fire and bears.

the power to tickle people just by looking at them.

being black

The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!