The power to turn diamonds into coal.

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The power to see through womens clothes but every woman you use it on instantly gets saggy breasts.

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The power of even having a pointless superpower.

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The power to heat any object with your mind, but only to current room temperature and only as fast as it would have taken if you had done nothing.

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The power to make water expire.

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the power to commit crime.

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The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

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the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

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The power to grow one wing

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The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

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The power to turn into a plant cell

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The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

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The power to always know what the time is, but not without a clock

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The power to love but never be loved (a.k.a the story of my life)

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The power to see through your eyelids when blinking.

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The ability to not get sunburn, but only at night.

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The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

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the power to see with your eyes open

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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

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The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

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The ability to think of a pointless ability.

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The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!