the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

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the power two peel m&ms -jesse

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The power to teleport yourself to the exact same location.

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sdrawkcab epyt ot rewep eht

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The Power to forget you ever had a power.

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The power to create tree sap.

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The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

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The power to moonwalk, but only on the moon

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The power to be invisible to eligible singles.

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The power to walk through walls but fall through floors.

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The ability to be jealous of tom watts like jack moore

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to enhance your enemy's strength

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the power to pee straight with a boner

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The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

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The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

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Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

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The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

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The power to move through time at the speed of time.

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The power to have an incredibly big erection. But only if your mom's in front of you.

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The power to shoot 3 cotton balls from your hands every 10 days.

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hear u

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The power to read thoughts but it reads everyones thoughts at the same time and you can't decipher whose thought is whose

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The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!