the power to poop out cactuses when no toilets are in a hour drive length away

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The ability to erase your own memory of your ability.

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the ability to jump higher and further then anyone, but only if their in a wheelchair

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The power to see in black and white.

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to make asians smart

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the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

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The power to fall in love reptiles

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The power to take offence to anything said or done like it matters...

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the power to change the colour of your urine

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The power to be able to turn any internet connection into dial up. Instantly

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The power to shit out toilet paper.

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The "helpers" you call during emergencies when they where new and a itsy bit unorganized... misunderstandings easily showed up part 1: The Firemen: Why the hell did you call us if this place is already on fire? Call the damn Watermen THEN! The Watermen: Sorry we only receive calls and help people that are drowning, try the Firemen or something... The Cops: Crime in the city? Sorry our work is to COP OUT of stuff, Try the Police or something...

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Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

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The power to lose all your limbs

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the power for you and your mum to survive and nuclear attack but you have to mate to restart civilization

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The ability to cause a random object in the world to increase in temperature by ten degrees fahrenheit

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the ability to cause people within 20 feet of you to try to imitate the sound of a balloon deflating

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The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

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The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

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The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

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The power to transform any valuable rock into celery

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the power to see everyone as a tree

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the power to time travel to the present

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!