The power to cause slow people in front of you in the corridor to walk 3% faster

the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button


The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

The power to lower your IQ at will.

The ability to pass gas and have it smell like coffee from Starbucks.

The power to waste time reading about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

The power to come second in any race

The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

The ability to fly while in an airplane

The ability to say "MISSING FINGERS" on

To have the ability to piss off the police

The power to turn gold into silver.

Acid pee

The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

The ability to stand straight up from a lying position, Dracula style

The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

The power to see into the past exactly one second.

The power to be god, but not exist.

The power to turn cancer into aids.

The power to turn diamonds into coal.

The power to emit a smell like vanilla at will.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!