the power to fart every time you blink

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The power to look ugly but only in front of you crush

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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

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The ability to turn into a slightly damp sponge

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The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

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The power to see all things visible

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The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

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The power to temporarily become mentally retarded.

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The power to smell the inside of your nose.

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When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

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the power to be invisible but when you're alone

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The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.

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The power to vote in a republican democracy.

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The power to teleport 3 or 4 feet once a month.

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x-ray vision so strong that everything becomes invisible

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The power to breath Earth's air, but if you stop breathing, or breath something other than air, you die.

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The power to shit delicious food.

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The power to change to an appropriate accent when you go to different countries.

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Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

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The power to be skillful at everything, but only when need to go to the toilet and you are on the verge of crapping yourself.

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The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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The ability to grow adult teeth back if you loose them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!