The ability to transform into an 82 year old Hungarian woman with a weak bladder.

the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

The power to fly, but only when on the ground

Turn gold into lead.

The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

The power to be invisible to eligible singles.

The power to break a bone every time you ejaculate.

The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

Tree powers Activate.

The ability to tapdance flawlessly while being booked for trespassing

The power to shed hair

the power to suddenly have suicidal thoughts

The power to be dumb enough to press the "congratulations! You are our 1 millionth visitor!" spam adds

The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

The power to waste time reading about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

The power to get hurt every other hour

The power to breath in space

The power to make the person of your dreams fall in love with you. <3

The Power to give this a thumbs up.

The power to only give a thumbs down rating.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!