the power to speak in Braille.

Diamond hard left nipple!

The power to force a ceiling fan to spin in the opposite direction

The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

the ability to make warm, flat, generic brand lemon/lime soda trickle from the end of your pinky finger

The power to see all things visible

The power to turn your external hearing off, only to replace it with the sound of very, very slow internal dubstep.

The power to ask sarah jessica parker, "why the long face?"

The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to read 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 books every second

The power to glow while under the sun

The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

The power to transform into a 37 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin

The ability to fly at the speed of light, but can never stop.

The power of seeing the future in dreams without any context, and only realizing something is going to happen moments before it happens, but nothing you do can change anything.

The power to have one eyebrow!?

The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

the ability to control ants actions but you can't control more than 1 ant in the same time.

The ability to turn a motor bike into dolphin food

The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

The power to speak Spanish, but only to people who do not speak Spanish.

The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

the power to trip on shoe laces, even when they are not even your own.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!