To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

The power to turn wine into water

the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

The power to flip people off with your middle toes.

The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

the power to be forever alone

The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

The power to have to eat every 1 second.

The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

The power to control other people's actions... only when you're alone!

the power to die tomorrow morning.

The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

Tah Puwir tu wright currectili

The power to poop kittens with mittens

The ability to make everything on you invisible, exept yourself

The ability of making your Windows go blue-screened

The power to make an awesome school lunch for the kids!

The power to become a carrot.

The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

The power to not have a brain!

boo

The Power of being Friendzoned

the power to see through water.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!