The power to tolerate rap music.

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The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

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the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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The ability to survive without an apendix.

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The power to be able to tie your shoe halfway, by using your mind.

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The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

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The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

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The power ro make a spring onion apperar out of thin air

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The ability to turn invisible when no ones looking.

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1.the power to touch anything that is touchable 2.The power to make any animal yawn 3.The power to walk on water only if your feet are not wet 4.The power to kill any1 but only if they are already dead 5.The power to sleep with megan fox only if you are blind deaf and have no feeling in your body

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The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

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The power to fall in love reptiles

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The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

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The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

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To never remember what the word if means

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The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

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The ability to read your own mind

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The Power to Power

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The power to get off the internet and do something productive

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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The power to slowly float upward with awesome evil aura whenever you laugh evilly (just like in the movies/anime/etc) Only to realize you are stuck up there until someone gets a crane or something to get you down...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!