The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

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The ability to hear a tree falling in the woods when there is nobody there to hear it.

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Uber Sensitive man, in terms of touch and emotion.

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the power to taste your own spit

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The power to be a normal human

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The Power of shitting by your mouth

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The power to turn justin beiber into a girl

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The power of drawing perfects dog dicks, but not dogs at all.

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The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

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The ability to put your whole foot in your mouth.

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

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The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

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the ability of sitting on newly painted benches without getting paint on u, only works if you are naked

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the ability to masturbate in front of your grandma

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The power to touch an object and tell exaclty how many asians it took to make that object.

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the ability to fly under water unless your wet

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The power to achieve orgasm within 3 seconds

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The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

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The power to instantly determine when someone is a dumbass.

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The power to piss lemon juice

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The power to absolutely nothing

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The power to see five seconds into the future.

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the power to read the thoughts of inanimate objects.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!