the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

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Behold! The ability to taste water!

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The power to fly but fall exactly in 1 second

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The power to have any pussy you want but only to magically transform it into a small bloody hairy wrinkled dick with herpes and AIDS when you touch it and there is nothing you can do about it.

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The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

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The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

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The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

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The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

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The power to predict what time it will be in 1 minute.

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The amazing ability of delayed reaction.

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power to have time to actually wright something funny in pointless superpowers

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The power to make hats fall in love.

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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

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The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

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The power to Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

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The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

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The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

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The ability to handle the truth.

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The power of super farts, which doesn't work unless you probably breathe, by super farts I also mean really really really stinky long farts..

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The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

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Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

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the power to make the vagina taste like pizza (p u s s y flavored)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!