The power to teleport 3 or 4 feet once a month.

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The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

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The power to push a door that only pulls.

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The power to constantly stumble upon the twilight zone. Moral: *creepy theme*

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the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.

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The power to smell the inside of your nose.

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Menstrual blood bending!

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the ability to know how to shoot with any gun..but only when it is without ammo

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The power to age rapidly.

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The power find anything on Google. Except Love.

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The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room

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The power to give someone the power to give the power.

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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

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The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

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Pointless Superpower? The United States, of course...

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The power to see through things that are invisible.

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the power to make your voice sound like a two year old little girl's.

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The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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The ability to orgasm every time you speak.

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the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!