the power to have a dick in the box

to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

The power to have hindsight.

the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.

The power to move through light at the speed of time

the ability to write using your 'inside' voice but only once your vocal cords are compromised

The power to create a mini Lego version of attractive girls that you see that move and talk realistically.

The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

The power of Grayskull.

The power to predict what time it will be in 1 minute.

The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

The ability to make yourself rich unless you are using it on yourself...

The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.

The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.

The power to release the bogus

the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers

The power to change the color of foliage. In the name of justice.

The power to use your penis as a lasso.

The power to make me a sandwich without first being instructed.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!