the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

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The power to read minds, but only those of the mentally disabled.

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The power to smell any point in time

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the ability to bend your leg.

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The power to sweat an ordorless, but flammable liquid.

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The power to make money disappear.

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The power.

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The power to make pencils dull.

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The power not to find what you are looking for.

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The ability to be gay for 5 seconds at a time

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The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

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The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

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The power to turn into a lamp once.

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The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

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the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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The power to be a virgin forever.

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The ability to put it in Lady Gaga's pooper.

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The ability to levitate birds

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THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

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The power to tolerate rap music.

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The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.

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the power to be imune to fire but only when is -40ºC

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Vanilla scented blood

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!