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The power to realize that your personality is like a shithole.

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Immunity to everything except bullets, fire and bears.

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the power to murder Joey and get away with it

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

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The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

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the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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Being Aquaman

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the abilty to be lynched at will

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The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

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The power to breath fire even though you are not fireproof.

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the power to do 1,000,000 pushups but you cant record it or show anyone

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The ability to see through glass.

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The power to elect George W Bush.

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The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

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The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

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The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

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The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

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The power to not sneeze in awkward situations, unless told otherwise.

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The power to die at will

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The power to never have sex....jack.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!