The power to read this text unless you can see it.

The power to throw crazed badgers 3% faster than the average human. However, you would have to find the badgers, and they would have to be angry. The power does not affect your aim, only your speed.

Giving a shit about someone's bull shit

The power to do EVERYTHING backwards

The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

The power to fly but only when your in space.

The power to not talk but only when nobody is around five feet of you

The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

The power to move the entire universe a few centimeters

The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

The power to see thru windows and turn door knobs.

The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

The power to do a hand stand with your feet

The power to raise your cholesterol level using only your mind.

Grow a new beard every day

the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

The powers to blink at the speed of light

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!