The power to always know the exact time.

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the power to create buttered toast from your ankles at a full moon.

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the power to die if you think

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The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

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The power to remove the power within.

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The power to cum everytime you see a women

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The power to make meringues levitate

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The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

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To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

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The power to type in the wrong capatcha.

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The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

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To turn into Justin Bieber.

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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The power to deep throat a giraffe!

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the power to fart at the worst moments

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The power to come back to life but only after u die

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the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

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The power to always know what the time is, but not without a clock

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The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

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the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

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The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

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The power to tie your shoes...... while your on BOTH knees

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The ability to not lose the game.

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The power to read captchas 2% faster than usual.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!