The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

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the ability to turn into random hats

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The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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the power to poo pineapples

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the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

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the ability to be a box of donuts in a police station

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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The power to divide by 0

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The power to fly, have heat vision, lift heavy things with ease, and invulnerability.

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The power to procrast ....

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The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

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The power to only give a thumbs down rating.

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The power to be able to turn any internet connection into dial up. Instantly

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The power to stretch your arms to any length but without the ability to revert them back to normal.

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The power to always be the third in the slowest supermarket lines.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!