Diamond hard left nipple!

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The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

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The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.

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The power to be afraid of horses.

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The power to think that mayonnaise is an instrument.

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to turn all of the air into a solid.

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The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

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The power of not coming up with a single pointless superpower.

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The ability to shoot blueberry muffins from my fingertips.

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The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

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The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

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The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

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Being able to fly.... in the water.

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The power to look what is at the back of your head.

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The skill to make up pointless superpowers

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The power to do reverse moonwalk

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The power to have approximate knowledge of everything.

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The power to write an essay and your teacher gives you a D or an E for trying to do your best, even though he/she talk about stuff we don't even care about

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The power to shrink, but only for roller coaster rides

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the power to shrink or grow at will, except your organs stay the same size

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the power to allow diet coke to make you fat

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The power to not get sun burnt when the sun's out

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The ability to goatse instantly

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!