The power to create a mini Lego version of attractive girls that you see that move and talk realistically.

The power to produce a single penny by tapping your index finger against any surface.

The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

The power to die.

The power to hear a person's thoughts, but only when they're on the toilet.

The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

the power to create buttered toast from your ankles at a full moon.

The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

The power to breath in space

A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

The power to turn your head 360 degrees

The power to throw chess pieces mildly accuratly,

The power to sh!t using your mind.

The ability to be invisible but only while playing the tambourine.

The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

The ability to speak braille.

The power find anything on Google. Except Love.

The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

The power to give this thumbs-up

The power to lay down and go unconscious for 8 hours.

1.the power to touch anything that is touchable 2.The power to make any animal yawn 3.The power to walk on water only if your feet are not wet 4.The power to kill any1 but only if they are already dead 5.The power to sleep with megan fox only if you are blind deaf and have no feeling in your body

the power to be able to touch MC Hammer

The ability to not lose the game.

the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!