The power to move through time at the speed of time.

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The power to be 13% bullet proof.

The power to shoot 3 cotton balls from your hands every 10 days.

The power to only give a thumbs down rating.

The power to believe it's not butter

The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

The power to waste time reading about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

The power to become famous on vine

The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide

The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

The ablity to understand the minds of women.

The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

The power to activate the turn signal of any car passing by.

The power not to dance while you're in a coma.

The power to sleep through a dream.

The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time

the power to fly like a balloon -- no direction OH SHIT CEILING FAN


The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

The power to block Chuck Norris' roundhose. it's pointless because everyone knows that nobody can block Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick.

The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!