The ability to not have a super power.

The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

The power to poop AAA batteries when you only need AA's.

The power to walk on frozen water.

The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

The power to be justin beiber


The power to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

The power to create fire only when totally submerged underwater.

The ability to see everything in black and white.

The ability to pass out at will.

The power to know you don't have a superpower

The power to switch gender identity

The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

The power to laugh in Japanese.

The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

Giving a shit about someone's bull shit

The power to change water into seltzer.

Power to stop a moving oslating fan from moving.

the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

the power to tolerate alex simpson

The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!