- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to poop dogs without fur.

The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

The power to lick anything except pussy.

The power to identify a senior citizen by looking at their naked butt.

To be able to cut grass to the femtometer of any desired length, but only whilst standing in the eye of a hurricane.

The power to shape-shift but only into an Alpaca

The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

the ability to stay in the same place while running

the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

The ability to believe you have a superpower...but you don't

The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

The power to have a power thats a power

The ability to read braile.

The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

The power to be able to type like a hacker but you can only do it once per week and the % of correct words depends on how fat you are.

The power to turn on the lights using a light switch.

The power to die at will.

the power to wake up each mourning with a fast food joint mascot next to you saying "You were great last night"

the power to be powerless

the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

Pointless Super Powers