The power to become invisible when no one is looking.

The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted

The power to teleport to hell. You cannot teleport anywhere else.

The power of laughing in awkward situations.

The power to have an ability.

The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...

The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

The power to be still until moving or being touched.

being able to blow up and die

I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

The power to not have any power at all

The power to type 1,000 words per minute, but only on a 12 key tracphone ®

The power to control other people's actions... only when you're alone!

The power to eat with your eyebrows.

The ability to swim anywhere, but only when submerged in water.

The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

To be able to cut grass to the femtometer of any desired length, but only whilst standing in the eye of a hurricane.

The power to become invisible. But only when no one is looking.

The power to eat food when hungry

the ability to lick your own elbow

the ability to cause people within 20 feet of you to try to imitate the sound of a balloon deflating

The ability to turn the page in a book before you read it

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!