The power to know the perfect rebuttal, but only after you've lost and nobody cares about what you were arguing about anymore.

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The power to permanently shorten your own penis

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the ability to drink a 40 oz. while playing madden

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To be able to think like a noob gamer and if they are not thinking about games you faint

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The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

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the power to shit shards of glass

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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

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The power to not get crushed, only if you're in contact with something.

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A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

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By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

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The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

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The power to never finish your sente

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the power to always hug people

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the power to poop out cactuses when no toilets are in a hour drive length away

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The power to take away powers but only your own.

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The power to die

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the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

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The ability to cut oneself on objects that shouldn't, in any respect, be sharp.

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The super power to make sandwiches oober quick

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The power to walk through walls but fall through floors.

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the ability to time travel 5 minutes into the past this power recharges every 5 minutes

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The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

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The ability to control Do-Do Birds

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The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!