cry acid tears

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The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

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The power to not see anything

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The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

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the power to sense the next viewing of the hit musical 'CATS'

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The power to teleport dead dogs 1 foot away from you once a month

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the ability to know if a video game sucks just by looking at the name

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The power to let anything you eat taste like sh*t

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the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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the abiltiy to fly unless you are in the air.

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The ability yo smell your own breath, but only when you have a stuffy nose.

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The powert to look at people, only when you're alone.

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The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

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The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

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The power to move an object 0.01mm away from you.

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire or be

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The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

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The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

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The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

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The power of Grayskull.

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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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The Abiltity to poop and pee in your mouth and chest......

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The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

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The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!