The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

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The power to have your piss turn to solid gold before it exits you.

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The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

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The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

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the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

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The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

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The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

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The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

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The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

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The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

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The power to teleport anywhere you don't want to go.

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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Birthday In August Just wait On it

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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The power to return to life but only after being ritually buried 6ft underground

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the power to get sick

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The power to inhale coins without dying.

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the power to understand what kate bush is singing

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The power to be special just like everyone else.

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The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

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The power of gentle breeze

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Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

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The power to laugh while laughing.

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The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!