The power to make fish drown.

thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

The power to shoot 1 watt of lightning form your hands

the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

The power to live through a Twilight movie.

The power to STFU!

The power to write about power.

Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife

the power to die if you think

The power to change from a normal human to a normal human than die.

The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

The power to turn gold into silver.

The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

the power to die on command

The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

The ability to draw a perfect circle.

The power to go forward in time so you get defeated faster

The power to read but only when your using audio read.

The power to be able to never have a power.

The ability to go to the time and place where you are going to die.

the power to inhale and exhale air

The power to forget what you were going to say

Diamond hard left nipple!

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!