The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

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The power to hate someone you don't even know

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The power to create cavities in your teeth.

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The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

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the ability to control ants actions but you can't control more than 1 ant in the same time.

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The power to grow grey hairs whenever you wanted.

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to fly and change shape "It's a bird, it's a plane, it's.... a flying sandwich!?!

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The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

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The power to make fish drown.

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The power to lick anything except pussy.

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The ability to wear a backpack on your legs

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The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

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The power to read minds, but only those of the mentally disabled.

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The power to die and then come back in the center of the Sun.

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The power to shoot 3 cotton balls from your hands every 10 days.

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The power to walk through walls but fall through floors.

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The power to move through time at the speed of time.

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The power to waste time reading about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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the power to get drunk but only when drinking anything with alcohol in it.

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The power to slightly moisten objects.

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The power to turn gold into silver.

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The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

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The power to moonwalk, but only on the moon

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!