You dont HAVE to give my former comment a thumbs ups, I mean why should I care about your opinion and needs etc? Moral: But admit to yourself that it was awesome, or else you are just lying to yourself, doing ya a favor kiddo.

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The power to turn any dollar bill (1's, 5's, 10's etc.) and turn it into the amount of pennies equivalent to the bill.

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The power to convert metric to imperial

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The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

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The power to laugh while laughing.

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The power to turn into an escalator

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The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

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the power to speak in sign language.

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the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

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the power to make thin air that is harmless

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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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The power to time-travel to the moment you die.

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The power to get a boner when you're horny.

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Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

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The ability to sense every time your mom and dad are doing it even when you don't want to.

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X-ray vision that only works on windows

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The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

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Whatever dark, twisted Satanic ritualistic superpower it took to give birth to you you FUCKlNG ugly retard loser queerfag! Nero the clit collector.

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The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

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The power to have all the powers written in here

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The power to have the strength of 50 old people

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The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

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The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!