The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC

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the power to turn gold into cottage cheese

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The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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the power to talk to fish but not people

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The power to remember memories that you have forgotten, but only for 82 milliseconds, and then you forget them again.

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The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

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The power to walk on water, but only if it contains exactly 0.25 ppm of Aluminum.

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The power to predict the past.

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The power to eat your own face.

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The power to live.

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The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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the power to fail

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The power of Being stupid

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The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

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the power to be invisible but when you're alone

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The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with

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The ability to change your weight

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The power to taste anything you smell.

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The power to be constantly reminded of the game

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The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!