The power to defecate active grenades.

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The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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The power to sleepwalk only when u sleep

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the ability to stay in the same place while running

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the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

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The power to fart rainbows

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the power to die....

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the power to travel to parallel universes where the power to travel to parallel universes doesnt exist

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Being able to fly.... in the water.

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The power to get off the internet and do something productive

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The power to torture yourself and you are also immortal but will immediately die if you are not constantly tortured in a way that is 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times worse then you can even imagine and are so terrified of dying that you would rather be tortured for all eternity.

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The ability to turn on your computer with your mind,but only if you're 2 inches away from the button.

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the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

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The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken

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power to eat through your but

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The power to have super-sweaty hands

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the power to fart your way to the moon

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The power to have superpowers from the beginning

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The ability to move your own internal organs, causing extruciating pain

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The power to make Q-Tips rain from the sky every month

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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the power to get F's on assignments without trying

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the power to turn O2 into CO2

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!