the power to finish your plate of veggies when ever you like.

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The power to accept the terms and conditions

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The power to piss people off.

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Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to change to justin biber

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The ability to not have a super power.

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The ability to die instantly

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The power become a kite but not when it's windy

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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the power to sense the next viewing of the hit musical 'CATS'

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the power to resist texting and driving 76% of the time when you only own a landline.

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power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

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The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

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The ability to sense any and all ham in a five mile radius.

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the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

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The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

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The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

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The power to have a black president

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The power to move through light at the speed of time

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The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

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The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

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The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

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The ability to have a xredit card with no limit but not know the pin

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!