The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

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The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing

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The power to break a bone every time you ejaculate.

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Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

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The power to become helpless at will.

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The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

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A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

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The power to be oppressed by everything

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The power to run Crysis.

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The power to like any show

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The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

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The power to have knowledge of your power.

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The power to fit through your cat door but only when the door is unlocked.

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ability to pee when around a bathroom

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The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

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The power to see through solid glass, water, and air.

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The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

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The power to make someone think about frogs

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The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

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The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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The power to not see ads

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The power to know where the beef is

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The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!