the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

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The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

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The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

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The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

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to be shitty

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The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

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The power to make a pint a gallon

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the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

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The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

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The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

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the power to be wrong

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The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

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the ability to laugh when jay leno tells a joke.

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The power to turn anything you to touch into stickers

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The power to wink with both eyes

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*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

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the ability to be a three year old with a mustache

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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Super speed, but with super clumsiness

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The power to write about pointless superpowers.

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The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

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The power to speak any language, provided that no one around you can understand it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!