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The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

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The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

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The power to re-size my toes at will.

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The power to run at the speed of a human

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the power to ALWAYS choose the slowest checkout line at wal mart !

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power to have a power.

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The power to walk on two legs

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the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

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The power to uncontrally boop

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The power to have withdrawal symptoms.

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The power to become a carrot.

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The ability to levitate birds

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The power to understand any dialect, but you're born deaf

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The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

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The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

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Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

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the ability to be a three year old with a mustache

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The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

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The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

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The power to blow up when you blink

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The power to taste farts instead of smell them

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Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!