The ability not cry while cutting onions, only after hearing the news that a family member has just died

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The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

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The power to state the obvious.

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The power to be Caleb Fox.

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The power to shoot socks out of your hands.

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the power to command the sperm you ejaculate

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The power to walk through air.

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The power to be a toilet but you can´t transform back again for the hole eternity and you still keep your sense of smell and taste.

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The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

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The power of being negative all the time.

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The power to fly, but only when pigs do

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The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

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To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

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The power to open doors that are already open

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the power of super strength but being paralyzed when you activate the power

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The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

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The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

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The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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The power to not have any power at all

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Power to develop diseases.

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The power to transform coke into pepsi....

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The power to have Chuck Norris not be able to do something.

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The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!