The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

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The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

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the power to speak in Braille.

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To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

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the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm

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The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking

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The power to have your incontinence supplies delivered discretely to your door with little or no cost to you!

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The power to see when your eyes are not closed.

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The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

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Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife

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The power to defrost windows with the turn of a knob.

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the power to make your nipples dissappear

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The power to ejaculate laser beams.

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Going through obejects but cant move

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The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

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The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

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The power of the most useless power and have that power.

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The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

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The ability to Transform into an active grenade

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The power to fly upwards but not downwards

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Everything you touch turns into piles of steaming shit.

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The Power to give this a thumbs up.

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The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

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The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!