The power to regret things you did in the past

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The ability to fly at will but only if you are zoned out

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The power to be invisible to only yourself.

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The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

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The power to fail a test everytime

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The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

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The power to be able to do anything you want, but only as long as you don't know that you have that power.

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the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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The Power to Read really Small Words

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The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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The ability to see through walls but only when your blind

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power to make coma patients bark.

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The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

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The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

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The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

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The power to self destruct

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the ability to command watermelons

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The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

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The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

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The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

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The power to eat nandos

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!