the power to like Hilary Clinton

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The power to shoot pencils out of your mouth every 10 seconds

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boo

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The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

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The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

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The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

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the power to misspell

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The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

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the power to hovertate

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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

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The power to pick thing up with your feet

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The power to breath Oxygen

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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The power to smell thoughts.

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the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

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The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

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The ability to make Mondays come after Sundays.

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to sleep

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The power to be a walrus

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the power to say candlejack and li

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The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

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Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!