constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The power to get cancer all the time. And strokes.

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The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The power to turn the tv off from 0.00000000001 inches away, with your mind, but it takes half an hour to actually turn off. This superpower runs out whenever you come within a mile of a tv.

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The power to eat food.

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The power to scare female plants.

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The power to never finish your sentences because

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The power to explode on the moon

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The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.

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The power to be any animal you want, but only if you are that specific animal that you want to be.

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The power to turn your external hearing off, only to replace it with the sound of very, very slow internal dubstep.

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The power to be blind when you sleep

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The power to see your neck without a mirror

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The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

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the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

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The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

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The power to only drink when your parents are watching.

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The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

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the power to follow "photocation" on instagram.. its worthless but who gives a *#$%^ !!!

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The ability to cause a random object in the world to increase in temperature by ten degrees fahrenheit

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the power to be friends with Donald trump

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the power to move things with your mind in your imagination

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!