The power to stop a sneeze before it happens.

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The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

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The power to smile uncontrollably.

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The power to stretch your arms to any length but without the ability to revert them back to normal.

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The power to dream about being asleep.

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The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

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The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.

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The power to have a %90 chance of dying every single second.

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The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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the ability to blow yourself

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The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

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The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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The power to be a toilet but you can´t transform back again for the hole eternity and you still keep your sense of smell and taste.

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The ability to fly, but only when you're wearing a kilt.

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The ability to dress in a crappy costume on Halloween

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The power to see forever

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The ability to turn your ribcage invisible at will

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Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

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The power to breath underwater only when on land.

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The power to make cheeseburgers only when your tummy is full.

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The power to invent things as soon as you see them

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To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!