your balls glow in the dark 6am every day

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the power to not have powers when you need them most

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The power to grow more genitals.

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the power to catch em' all

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The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

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You know what they say! The power to make all toasters... Toast Toast!

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The power to block Chuck Norris' roundhose. it's pointless because everyone knows that nobody can block Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick.

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i like pie.

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The ability to make someone love you but only if they are heavier than 300kg

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The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.

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The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

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The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will

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The power to eat anything that is from a plant

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the power to bleed to death from a paper cut.

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The ability to predict something after it's already happened.

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the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

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The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

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the power to control your own body movements

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The power to talk like a leb when you get angry at your mum

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Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

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The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

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the power to jay walk, and never get caught. (your superhero name then must be Jay Walker)

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penis

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!