The power to touch MC Hammer.

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for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

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the power to move forward in time one second peer second

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The power to find the droid you're looking for.

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The power to have an indestructible tongue.

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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

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The ability to create one iron nail. The power can only be used at 12:45 P:M every five days, and will only work if the nail you created previously has been destroyed and/or broken down to a state in which it would be unusable as a typical nail.

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power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

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the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

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The power ti find tiny shards of glass with your bare feet.

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The power to be asleep while in bed

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The power to turn into a magikarp

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The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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The power to become yourself

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The power to be dead

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The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

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The power to see very far with the eyes closed.

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Facebook.

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power to make your saliva taste like a 90 yr old diabetic old man who has tapeworms' poop

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the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

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The power to be pointless!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!