the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

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the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

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The power to piss only when sleeping.

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The power to make any girl hate you

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The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

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The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

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The power to make your nose blink.

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The power to see through things that are invisible.

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the power to pee shit and shit piss.

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The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

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The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

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The power to always throw a seven with two dice, but only when no one's looking.

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The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

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The power to put on a sweater when u already have one on when its 90 degrees outside but can only do it outside

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The power to read View Terms of Services

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You can fly, but only while on a plane that's in the air.

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The power to die, and you can only do it once.

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The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

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The power to find the droid you're looking for.

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The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to piss out of your ass and shit through your dick

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the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!