The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

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The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

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The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire or be

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The power live 0.0000001 seconds longer.

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The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

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the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

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The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

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the power to die on the spot

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PATTIES THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY READY TO EAT, BUT COVERED IN STICKY HARDENED FAT! Moral: Damn greasy hand surprise! I was going all victoly on guilty gear XXX

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The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

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The power of unlimited strength...but you have regular bone density

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the ability to recite any nations alphbet BACKWARDS

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The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

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The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

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The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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The power to clone yourself 1000`s of times times and fly really fast upwards for 10 minutes as soon as you die. (Your corpses landing everywhere)

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the ability to troll the internet but never get a response

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The ability to watch movies in 1D

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The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

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The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

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Q: What is 1+1? A: An equation.... Duh...

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the power to make plants grow slightly faster

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!