The power to invent things that have already been invented.

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Uber Sensitive man, in terms of touch and emotion.

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The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

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The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The power to fly but only when touching the ground

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The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

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The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

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The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

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The power to flip people off with your middle toes.

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get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.

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The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

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the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

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The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

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the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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The ability to shrink the size of your third toe on your right foot every leap year.

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the power to be 100% pointless

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The power to pee standing up

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The power to see white objects in off white.

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The power to kill yourself at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!