Power to stop a moving oslating fan from moving.

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power to read View Terms of Services

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The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

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The ability to control Do-Do Birds

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The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

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The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

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The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

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The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

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The power to turn into birdseed

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The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

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The power to have a normal sized torso, but short legs.

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The power to have one eyebrow!?

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The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

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The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

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The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

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The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

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the power to shit bricks

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The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

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The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

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The power to be never need to use the bathroom

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Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!