the power to say candlejack and li

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The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

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Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

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The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

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The power to become extremely strong unless there is someone stronger around you.

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The power to become paralyzed whenever you're aroused.

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The power to make deaf people see again.

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The ability to blow strawberries

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The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

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The power to be millionaire, but only when you have a million dollars.

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The ability to smell with your hands

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The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

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the ability to see into the past

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The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

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The power to get arrested

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The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

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The power to turn justin beiber into a girl

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The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

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The power to see when people fart.

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the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

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The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

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The power become a kite but not when it's windy

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The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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The power to lock open doors

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!