The power to cry sulfuric acid.

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The ability to talk to and have a conversation with boxes

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the power to jerk off

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The power to shit pizza that tastes like shit.

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

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Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

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The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

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The ability to change races.

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The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

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The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

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The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The power to get your comment 1st

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the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching

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Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

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the power to control your own body movements

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The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted

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The ability to smell colors.

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The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

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The ability to fly at the speed of light, but can never stop.

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The power to fly when your in an airplane

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The power to have broads in Atlanta.

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The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

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The power to only see glass.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!