the power to complete math exercises

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The power to skip the Kripp.

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The power to be the only person who can save mankind from creatures that don't exist.

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The power to make yourself deaf.

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.

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The power to turn into a baby randomly

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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

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The power to grow back your nails 2 seconds after you pick them.

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The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

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The power to speak in braille...

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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The power to read the bible, and then learn hypnosis, and look at the bible again... Moral: And they say hypnosis is worthless because it is just suggestions... the bible uses EVERY single trick in the book, and the bible`s teaching lead to the "holy" crusades (of kill murder and rape across the world, too many died to count), the bigotry, greater intolerance to different people, and just now (Bush before him) Obama is assuring his people that this war is "GODS WILL!" And seriously, if darkness is considered evil... then no wonder Captain America and his men did not hesitate to kill and enslave Captain Africa and his people a couple years ago... And its still going on, thanks lord (sarcasm, duh) Suggestion: Most powerful force in the universe, and it is invisible to boot... daaaang im powerful.

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The power to go back to Anti-jokes.

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The power to control any O-shaped piece of metal.

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The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

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The power to strap wheels of cheese to your own body without getting tired easily.

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The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The power to have your incontinence supplies delivered discretely to your door with little or no cost to you!

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the power to at will swap your hands and feet around... you fall over every time

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The power of love

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the power die if you think.

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The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!