the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

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The power to see through stuff, but you can't turn it off.

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The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

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The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

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The power to kill yourself.

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The ability to become the most influential person within the borders of Idaho

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The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.

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The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

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The power to think of a pointless superpower

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The power to fly by defeating the laws of gravity but your blood boils whenever you do so.

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the power for you and your mum to survive and nuclear attack but you have to mate to restart civilization

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The power to survive at absolute zero

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The power to switch the position of your salivary glands and your prostate...

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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

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The power to grow a money tree once every 5 years that grows 1 penny every 10 years.

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the power of breaking your heart after your girlfriend dumped on you

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The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

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The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

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The power to sh!t using your mind.

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The power to only see things that are a shade of orange if the date adds up to a divisor of Pi x enough to make it a whole number, if you are wearing a hat and have recently expeled bodily fluid

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the ability to force people to yawn against their will/better judgement, merely by using the word yawn, and having them read the word yawn..or just by yawning in their presence!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!