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The ability to fly... But when your not in the air
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The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE
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The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses
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The power to become black!
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You can fly, but only while on a plane that's in the air.
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The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.
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The power to start time.
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The power to be HUMAN
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the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.
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The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.
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The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!
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The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people
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The power to die
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The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground
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The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals
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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...
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the power to fly but only during a thunder storm
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The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.
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The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.
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The power to make power orgasm on command
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the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.
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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE
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The ability to get a degree in performing arts
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the power to reach a top speed of 200 miles an our, but only in built-up areas
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!