The power to read your own mind

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The power to say you have a superpower.

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Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

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The ability to walk over ball pits.

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the power of superspeed but only backwards

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A follow up to the next comment bellow... (the irony) is that you also get the powers to type YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! And other quotes at random points... I got these powers... you do not believe me? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: GUANTANAMO BAY CUBA! Just making conversation... (throws random small dog in the trash container) last part was just me its not like you get the power to do what he does in movies :P

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the power to be Justin bieber

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el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

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the power to read the thoughts of inanimate objects.

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The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

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The power to make your parents walk into your room whenever you're masturbating.

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The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

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The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

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the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock

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The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

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The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

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power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)

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The power to count exactly how many babies under the age of three weeks existed in the last 14 seconds.

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The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

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The power to die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!