The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

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The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

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The power to not get shit dick

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The power to get to the end of Temple Run

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The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

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All of aquaman's powers.

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The power to see even though you can already see.

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the power to be friends with Donald trump

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The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

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The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

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The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

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the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

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The ability to not slip on banana peels

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The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

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The power to control any O-shaped piece of metal.

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The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

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The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

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The power to die at will

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The power to fly, but only when you're on a plane

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The power to be still until moving or being touched.

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The ability to see women naked, but only if they weigh 400 pounds or more.

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The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!